1997 Directed by Michael DeVitto
Lead by the newly-reformed Burton the elf with the aid of young Jennifer and Isaac the elf, the Christmas Brigade sets out to stop the evil Dr. D and to fulfill Santa's mission to bring the magic of Christmas to every single day of the year.
What do you do when, presumably, you're contractually obligated to deliver 72 minutes worth of content, but you've only managed to cobble together a 40 minute story composed mostly of hamburger-related jokes and the villain self-immolating about how husky he was as a kid?
Well...once that plotline is exhausted, you have Jennifer and her palette-swapped twin Amy sing Christmas carols for about ten minutes, as the CGI characters are animated as simply as technically possible. They appear to be on an asymptotic approach with absolute immobility. So close...but not quite.
Then you replay the original Christmas Light, retelling it like a campfire story, with new Santa (who sounds like he might be from Chicago?) and Burton chattering over the inaudible…
Lol, they kidnapped an underage girl.
She's been brainwashed to think she's part of the Christmas brigade.
Lol wtf.
Why does the french character accent sound like a racist white guy trying to imitate a chinese accent terribly?
I’ve lost all concepts of time because this kept going on and on and on, like half of it was just the same loops of animation of these two girls singing Christmas carols and I thought I was in hell. Animation is dead and it was killed by The Christmas Brigade.
Somehow even more braindead and cheap-looking than The Christmas Light. What tf happened in two years.
The lost sequel to 1996's The Christmas Light. This had a strong start, but the flame of intrigue quickly dissipated after the 40-minute mark.
Some time has passed since the previous film. The Christmas Complex has a new cell of holiday protectors known as The Christmas Brigade: a decentralized network of private individuals (mostly orphans) who share a common ideology of wanting to bring about the joy of Christmas to each day of the year. Agents are dotted across the globe, and each one has a direct, peer-to-peer line with the Christmas Complex which allows them to report active threats to the Christmas spirit in real-time; upon which SLED-2 is dispatched to the scene to rectify the situation. SLED-2's unmanned…
It’s been a hot minute since I’ve digested this crap. This is the long-lost “sequel” to Michael Devitto’s infamous 1995 CGI fever dream The Christmas Light
Describing The Christmas Brigade isn’t an easy feat. There is a sequel to it’s nightmarish predecessor buried somewhere in here, but there’s also a 12 minute “scene” that features two horrendously animated CGI twins singing non-copyrighted Xmas carols on repeat. It is so disturbing, especially when you realize they aren’t going to stop. The “sequel” part of this “film” just sort of....ends abruptly, segueing immediately into these two alien twins awkwardly caroling while staring dead-eyed into the camera.....for 12 MINUTES
After that, the original film plays all the way through with different narration
..... ...😐😑
Again: WTF, Michael Devitto! Seriously, W in the actual F!!!!!????
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