im sorry (not sorry) and i can't explain it but i LOoooOOoOOoOOOOOOoooooOoove movies about women preying on poor little helpless men

the crush did u mean lolita on crack cocaine

Kurtwood Smith’s character has a fucking carousel in his attic.

we all know we would do the same thing for 1993 cary elwes

I think we ALL have a crush on 90s cary elwes

don't trust the girl who's obsessed with horses

cary elwes is literally so handsome in this movie that he could've been sitting in front of a camera eating peanut butter from a jar with two fingers and i would have watched hours of it

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

someone compared cary elwes to armie hammer and now i cannot take this movie seriously

"and introducing Alicia Silverstone" - opening credits.

As a general rule, I try to avoid fist fights with children.

In The Crush, the 14 year old Adrian (19 year old Alicia Silverstone) falls for the man renting her parent's garage, Nick (Cary Elwes). Stalking and creepy sexualization ensues. This film works in a lot of scandalous ways but falls into the trap of generating male fantasy while pretending to criticize male fantasy. But fuck that nerd shit the movie is fine.

This movie does a decent job of capturing helplessness, stress, etc. but mostly this is just a silly film that's fun to trash. At one point they pan over Alicia Silverstone's body (from Cary Elwes pov) and a song with the line "You can taste that... if you want.... MMMMMMM" repeating, and that was too much for me to handle hahaha. WTF is that, what is this movie?

Recommended to fans of cringe and stalker horror.

LOVE that Red Foreman has a working carousel in his attic

now i know where i got my love for pyscho women

i would pull some shit like this

cara?? a garota é uma psicopata, e o que é ainda mais problemático é o fato do vizinho de 28 ANOS ainda dá trela pra ela. a estrela só pela alicia silverstone.

Alicia Silverstone shines in her debut...
Add this to the list of movies that would never be made today.
And that's all I have to say about that.

I have so, so many questions for which I cannot imagine there are any answers, but the biggest one is DID COMPUTERS NOT HAVE PASSWORDS IN 1993????? I realize the futility of asking this question in 2021, when someone just broke into Nancy Pelosi’s office to find her computer completely open, accessible, and seemingly not password-protected in the slightest... but still, feels like a logical flaw that is slightly greater than the film’s many other logical flaws. 

Cary Elwes is a serious hottie tho, so like who can really blame Alicia?

This is bad. I like it.

A predictable, paint-by-numbers, wannabe-provocative thriller. The proceedings are partially (marginally...) redeemed by a game cast (I’m always down for Cary Elwes in a leading role) and some solid direction that shines through periodically, but for the most part, this is devoid of much cleverness or invention. Instead of playing with tropes, it simply presents them and then marches through, checking off the list in an extremely perfunctory way. There are a few moments where it feels like the movie is flirting with going in a much crazier direction, but it inevitably gets pulled back from the brink every time it threatens to actually get entertaining.

this is a film that promotes the narrative that 14 year old girls are crazy seductive psychopaths who want to frame innocent men (he only did a little peeping!) for rape bc theyre in love with them. very realistic and non biased. it’s true men, you ARE the victims.

i personally can’t stand seeing the freaky villain  be obsessed over boring, geeky guys. i just can’t imagine being that hung up over a loser

It was honestly kind of hilarious while also being infuriating. I just watched it because of the Marina and the Diamonds "Bubblegum Bitch" fan video and actually liked it.

at the end a 28 year old man punches a 14 year old girl in the face so hard she flies across the whole room