Popular reviews

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  Review by Dawson ★★ 77

  this one goes out to the poor thirst watchers who just wanted to watch Tom Holland and R Patts slick back their greasy hair and smoke cigarettes but instead have to suffer through the cinematic equivalent of a piece of drywall

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe 14

  Pattinson’s accent and the weird ass score had me sayin’ “what the devil” all the time, I tell you what!

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  Review by brat pacino ★★★ 36

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  major déjà vu to a year ago when i thirst-watched The King, another gritty 2+ hour Netflix drama, for robert pattinson only for him to show up an hour in, do a batshit accent, and leave with 30 minutes left.* starting to worry i’ve been afflicted by some sort of witch’s curse...?

  anyway, here’s a real thought so i don’t get yelled at: this feels like an ineffective mash-up of The Tree of Life, There Will Be Blood, Zodiac, and Badlands/Natural Born Killers. that sounds kinda cool, but i just said it was ineffective — pay attention! bleak nihilism can be potent when it has something of note to say (i.e Martyrs), but there’s not much here aside from god is…

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  Review by emma ★★★★½ 12

  AYOO 🔊 AYOO 🔊I DONT THINK PRAYING IS SUPPOSE TO WORK LIKE THAT 🔊 I SAID I DONT THINK PRAYING IS SUPPOSE TO WORK LIKE THAT 🔊

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  Review by Lucy ★★★½ 31

  a star-studded cast that includes spider-man, batman and pennywise the dancing clown but the best performers were eliza “the tooth fairy” scanlen and riley “ten minutes of screen time” keough. i’m not surprised!

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  Review by hunter strawberry ★★★★ 44

  I can’t believe someone dared to bring Robert Pattinson chicken livers after seeing what he did to Dafoe’s lobster.

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  Review by Wes ★★★ 4

  finally an answer to one of my most burning questions: what would a christian Joker look like

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  Review by ♦️•Lily•💋 ★★★ 11

  do you ever go: 
  😞😞😞😞😞😞😴😴😴😴😴😴😴🥱🥱🥱🥱
  the film😐😐😪😪😪😪😪😪🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤢🤢🤢🤮

  but then: 
  💗✨💕💞💓💘💕✨💓💗✨💘💗💕💗✨💞💞💗💗✨💓💘💕💖💕✨✨ the cast 💕💘 ✨💓💘💓💗💗✨💞 💗✨💕💞💓💘 💗✨💕💞💓💘✨💘

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  Review by andrea🌹 ★★★ 8

  must a movie be good? is it not enough that it is a white man buffet?

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  Review by Muriel 11

  tom holland trying not to fall asleep ok twin 😍

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★ 18

  A bit too much devil if you ask me

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  Review by karen h. ★★½ 3

  give the devil a break lol