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  Review by Keegan ✌🏻 ★★★★ 9

  "Where does he sleep?"
  "Who said he sleeps?"
  "Where does he fuck?"
  Academy Award™ Winner, Al Pacino: "E V E R Y W H E R E!!!!!"

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  Review by maria ★★★★ 15

  me: :(
  keanu reeves: *whispering "let's make a baby" in a weird southern accent*
  me: :)

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  Review by lena ★★★★ 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  if satan's son was from anywhere he would probably be from florida

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  Review by madelyn✨ ★★★½ 3

  this movie has everything:

  -al pacino speaking like five different languages
  -al pacino doing a tango (and it's not scent of a woman)
  -evil titties
  -charlize theron's baby face
  -the last 30 minutes being al pacino taking the best of his performances in the 90s, stuffing them into one role, and going batshit crazy
  -goat sacrifice
  -keanu reeves trying his best
  -"...seven!"
  -al pacino in 2 inch boots, yet still managing to be a short king
  -(spoilers?) incest
  -al pacino's favorite sin (se7en (1995) tease)
  -toe sucking
  -the funniest line al pacino has ever delivered: "speak of the devil!"
  -did i mention al pacino?

  btw this review was meant to be read in the voice of stefan

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  Review by adambolt ★★★½

  all sex scenes from now on should have al pacino in the background cheering for the participants

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  Review by sydney ★★★★ 4

  145 glorious minutes of grade a+ primo 90's trash, combining all the bestworst computer graphix with some true elegance, performances as garish as the quietly awful hair and clothes and interior design, an ending as beautifully wild and stupid as anyone could wish for. the best scene is of charlize and pacino at a party - they have a short conversation on the sidelines, she feels very awkward and out of her element, he flirts with her by telling her how nice she'd look with her hair up. pacino's performance here is mesmerizing, he talks to her in a way that instantly makes the rest of the room invisible, intense and intimate, intimidating and warm all at once, never taking…

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  Review by Logan Kenny ★★★★ 2

  horny for all three leads. this movie rips

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  Review by matt lynch ★★★ 1

  SCENT OF A DEMON

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  Review by lena ★★★★½ 1

  keanu sucking toes will haunt me for the rest of my life

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★★ 2

  The 90s were so fucking wild. 

  [35mm]

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  Review by anna ★★★½ 4

  one time i asked my dad what this movie is about and he just laughed.

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  Review by Ethan Colburn ★★★½ 15

  Can someone make a list of movies where they definitely came up with the title before the plot? This movie is for sure in that category.

  I mean, Pacino playing the devil, you can't go lower than 3.5. He seemed like he was having so much fun this whole movie. But this movie is too damn long and has some flaws that are hard to overlook.

  They bit off more than they could chew with a variety of intertwining plot lines. Rosemary's Baby was enough to fill a movie, they didn't need to squeeze that in a film along side The Firm and The Holy Bible. The Rosemary's Baby stuff was way too on-the-nose, it was almost an exact remake…