"Dear Mister 'I'm Too Good
To Call Or Write My Fans'
This will be the last
package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and
still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters,
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you,
I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now,
I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim,
I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins,
'In the Air of the Night'
About that guy who coulda saved
that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all,
then at…

if you ever watched The King of Comedy and wondered what it would be like written/directed by the frontman for limp bizkit and starring late-career travolta doing a horrifying impression of someone with autism (running around LA with a rat tail and hawaiian shirt) i have some very good news for you. favourite detail in this (besides the 30 seconds of limp bizkit's 'the truth' a character diegetically forces us to listen to while going "oh my god, that is nice! that is nice!") is that moose is *obviously* a huge horror fan because he loves Night of the Living Dead, Friday the 13th, Maniac, all the greats you know, but the posters on his wall are just like Texas…

I don’t want to hate on this film, but I kind of have to. I like it because of how hilariously bad it it. But I hate it for literally everything else. I cant believe this is a real thing that people got together and made. 

First of all, John Travolta, man what are you doing? I am shocked at his level of acting here. He tries so hard yet it feels like a big joke. I feel like he knows that this is bad and that’s why he exaggerates this character so much. It’s laughable, but I respect the hell out of him. 

Also, this reminds me a lot of Todd Phillips’ JOKER. I mean the films are so…

THE FANATIC is one of the most cringe-worthy embarrassments of a film I have ever seen. Bad acting, bad story, just CRAP in all ways you can imagine.

Anyone who backs films made by Fred Durst is a bigger idiot than he is.

Worst of all is the laughably pathetic over-the-top joke of a performance from Travolta as MOOSE. Embarrassing is an understatement here. Durst didn't have the skill to reign in this doomed performance. Travolta has been in some turds before, but this movie crosses that line into SO AWFUL ITS GOOD territory. I'm surprised no one called the film out for being an offensive portrayal of someone with special needs.

A double feature with JOKER and THE FANATIC…

The Fanatic is one of the latest contenders for “Worst Movie Ever.” Is that our true opinion or is it click driven hyperbole; a manufactured extremist stance in a world where nuance no longer exists? Perhaps this movie is a victim of a cynical culture that desperately wants another wave of the humorous mocking of a man’s dream that came with The Room, completely oblivious to the fact that disaster was an alignment of one in a million factors that will never ever be duplicated. A culture that claims to hate formulas but rips any bold new artistic expression to shreds. A society where we don’t offer constructive criticism to filmmakers for elements that didn’t work but rather laugh at…