Ja Rule enters a street race because if he wins he’ll get to have a threesome and then when somebody passes him he screams “Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!”

Sandwich crazy, forever and always.

a multi-ethnic utopia in which the rave of the 1990s never ended and 9/11 didn't happen

50

They sure were fast and furious.

car goes brrrrrrr

Me: "What's the difference between a car and a woman?"

TFatF: "They both got sweet ass curves, and you can ride 'em both all night long, brah!"

Me: "No. The difference."

TFatF: "What?"

Me: "The difference. How are they different, distinct, dissimilar, disparate?"

. . .

TFatF: "The woman one cooks me food?"

They don't make 'em like this anymore.

one of the most loving movies there has ever been. few moments in cinema have ever been as powerful as the last lines Brian and Dom share together here. ignoring everything that happens next, all the love and the tragedy that will follow them, there’s nothing left but two men who can’t imagine a future where the other is suffering. genuinely a perfect film

I knew this would have cars that go vroom vroom but I didn’t know I would get to see Paul Walker stare at Vin Diesel with heart eyes the whole time.... loved it. Let’s drink a corona and chill, bro 😏

FURIOUS marathon to prep for FURIOUS 7 and upcoming Top 5 Fast & Furious Moments

Top 5 Contenders: N/A

Not Top 5 Contenders: Any Ja Rule scene... Paul Walker's horribly unconvincing lie explaining why he was prowling around a competitor's garage... Vin Diesel's insipid, uninspired (you know, by the story) family confession and "quarter mile at a time" speech.

Far more watchable than I remember it, but alas, no real revisionist history here. If you're going to rip off POINT BREAK that blatantly, then I'm going to say that, despite Walker's best Bill & Ted effort, Brian Spillner doesn't come anywhere close to matching Johnny Utah's earnest intensity or (much-needed, considering) sense of humor... Diesel left me longing for the charisma of Patrick Swayze... and it would have been nice to have even a hint of true internal conflict over Brian's attraction to Toretto's team and ethos. Suppose they'd actually have to give Toretto an ethos first.

Vaya con Dios, Brah.

This movie pretty much lives its running time a quarter mile at a time. Good enough for a cheesy 2000s nostalgia binge if you're into that kind of thing, but not much of substance beyond that. Let's be honest though, that's exactly what this was going for.

Also I'm just going to say it, if there is a street race where only one racer uses Nitrous Oxide, that racer cheated.

They are all babies💕

Can’t believe how far we’ve come from this.

Before it was a heist action packed movie, it was a simple street racing movie, honestly I was never that interested when it first came ou, but slowly I saw that it was worth checking out, but never got a chance until I heard of Paul Walker passing, so I watch this two weeks after he passed and enjoyed his character a lot and his chemistry with Vin Diesel

It’s not what I call a great movie but it’s one of those franchises that gets better with every movie

I have been a stranger to the Fast and the Furious franchise for too long, and yes I enjoyed this one.

É muito legal ver esse Velozes e Furiosos como mais underground da franquia em si. Apesar dos efeitos, que ficaram bem datados e alguns erros de continuidade, o filme ainda é divertido e se concretiza como um dos melhores da franquia.

This is the same as the Transformer movies.
The first one is the only one that hit the right spot at the right time and have a right to exists.

obra de deus

Definitely a vibe movie, the vibe being after the turn of the millennium but before 9/11, or the “sweet spot” as some scholars refer.

Corona*, NOS und Race Wars**. Eine bekannte Geschichte für ein neues Zeitalter, ein Zeitdokument einer leicht peinlichen Ära und die Geburt der Popkulturellen Ikone namens Mark Sinclair. Ein Klassiker der 2000er.

* Nicht das Corona, das andere Corona!
** Nicht die Race Wars, die anderen Race Wars!!

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Really picked up at the end goddamn