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  Review by 𝑀𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠 ★★★★ 18

  Peter Parker had it easy.

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  Review by Sam Kohn ★★★★ 9

  Would’ve been a 10 if Goldblum had rubbed his little hands together like a fly.

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  Review by Leticia Fernandes ★★★½ 15

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  She fucked a fly

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  Review by Ayo Edebiri 13

  what's the star number for "very good" but also "despicable and wretched and ruined my night"

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  Review by persia 🍒 ★★★★ 5

  jeff goldblum is pretty FLY for a white guy

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  Review by 📀 Cammmalot 📀 ★★★★★ 20

  This movie taught me two important life lessons:

  1. Buy duplicates of a single outfit so you don’t waste brainpower trying to decide what to wear.

  2. Don’t drink and teleport.

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  Review by kayla ★★★★ 7

  Thank god this wasn’t like The Shape of Water

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  Review by Jay ★★★★★ 6

  if you say jeff goldblum is daddy but hesitate when someone brings up the fly you aint a real Freak™

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  Review by Laura 1

  feelin bad about the fly i killed last night… i could’ve fixed him

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  Review by LunchEnjoyer ★★★★★ 2

  if this happened to me id see a doctor

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  Review by sarah squirm ★★★★★ 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  cronenberg making a cameo as a gyno aborting a mutant worm fetus is my sexuality

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  Review by matt lynch ★★★★½

  I love you don't touch me. Destroyed by the poetry of the flesh.