Happy Fathers Day Dad, I let you pick a movie that reminded you of your teenage years, but Holy Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, don't you just love when a movie's only comedic moments rely on immature sexism and homophobia?
This movie tries to do so many things and tell so many stories, and it ends up doing none of them right. There isn't a single character that is memorable, a single storyline that is engaging. I mean, sure, there are a few laughs here and there, but then again I do have the mind of a twelve year old. Even with my juvenile sense of humor, this movie just fucking blows. It's a shame, because buried beneath all this stupid, pointless shit there is a pretty good story of two best friends dealing with one friend being drafted into the Vietnam War. I mean, did I stay for the homoerotic tension between the two of them? Abso-fucking-lutely.