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  Review by pd187 ★ 46

  people who think this is scary cant watch mgm releases cuz they get too scared when the lion roars

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★ 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  GRETA GERWIG DID NOT DESERVE THAT

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  Review by Timcop ★★★★ 5

  I can’t think of anyone less qualified to be a 911 operator than Lena Dunham.

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  Review by Reece ★★★½ 1

  watching this movie and shaking my head the whole time so that people know I don’t condone tricking babysitters into partaking in a satanic ritual 🤦‍♂️🙅‍♂️

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  Review by MarMar ★★½ 20

  I'll never understand why horror movies wait until the last 20 minutes for something remotely interesting to happen

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★★ 8

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Ti West's direction + spooky and grainy cinematography + methodical and slowly tightening tension + fantastic performances by Jocelin Donahue and Tom Noonan + brilliant references to the 1980s and satanic chillers + one of the greatest climaxes of all time + an eventual release of primal rage and desolation + a slightly-empty house = one of the finest horror films to be released in the 21st century.

  Mrs Ulman, are you okay?

  :shivers:

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  Review by ♦️•Lily•💋 ★★★½

  Greta gerwig eating pizza should not be as hot as it is

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★ 3

  Genuinely respect how simple and unpretentious this is and the slow burn 70s aesthetic recreation/eventual gory climax does a solid enough job of distracting you from the fact that there are literally 75 minutes of a girl walking around a house in here. Not bad by any means and has decent performances but feel pretty safe in filing the love for this one I see from friends under “you had to be there.” I’ll stick with Rob Zombie’s Lords of Salem.

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  Review by Drew Clark ★★★½ 4

  It’s actually insane how much this feels like an 80s movie.  

  
  The plot, setting, costumes, cinematography, music, felt so authentically 1980s, I easily could’ve been convinced it was from that era had I known less about the film.

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  Review by Aaron ★★★★ 43

  Part of Hoop-Tober

  “This one night changes everything for me.”

  In the foyer, near the base of the grand staircase, sits a harpsichord.

  Not a piano. Not even an organ. A harpsichord.

  The house is already impressively creepy. So expansive yet so enclosed, so dark. Stairwells and passageways and so many rooms, all suitable for sneaking and hiding and misdirection. Everything about it is subtly unnerving—a grandparents’ home full of ugly wallpaper and linoleum and bric-a-brac, but with a sense that the grandson might be Damien. It’s reminiscent of the Victorian Bates manse in Psycho, itself inspired Edward Hopper’s The House by the Railroad. It is less a house than an imposition on good mental health. But it’s just a…

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  Review by lauren ★★★½ 1

  if lena dunham was my 911 operator i'd just hang up and hope for the best too

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  Review by Dawson ★★★ 3

  pretty sure my jaw has never hung lower than during ***that*** Greta Gerwig scene