I want Jessica Chastain, Emily Blunt, and Charlize Theron to take turns beating the shit out of me.

So glad this is what we're offering some of our best actresses.

A "Game of Thrones"/"Frozen" crossover featuring Chris Hemsworth doing his best Shrek impression and Jessica Chastain playing a live action Merida.

I don't get why it exists either but I guess I enjoyed it?

I could watch a whole movie of Charlize Theron as a glammed-out evil sorceress, spewing black goo and trying to kill Chris Hemsworth. Sadly, this is not that movie.

Full review at ScreenCrush.

five stars for whoever decided to cast jessica chastain emily blunt and charlize theron in the same movie and negative four stars for literally everything else

i want chris hemsworth to know that I watched a sequel to a movie I HATED just to witness his beauty, i am truly that thirsty for him

What To Watch Challenge 2018
CW 49 - A fairy tale film #WTWChallengeCW49
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Auch wenn das Jahr schon vorbei ist: ich ziehe die letzten Filme noch durch!
Der hier war mehr oder weniger murks..

It was . . . a lot more disappointing than the first one? Are any of these relationships even a little bit genuine? Is there dialogue other than, "love is weakness," and "love conquers all," ????

they really put sbd in a black wig and edited in (?) Kristen's screaming to pass as snow white huh. I didn't want to watch it simply for the way y'all treated Kristen in the first one but nevertheless the cast was excellent, the movie itself ok, a bitch teared up a little and I hope Charlize, Jessica and Emily all beat my ass one day.

I thought the first one made me want to choke on piss pancakes but this one makes me want to snap my fucking wrist and shove the bones into my eye socket. 

How did this even get made?? What was the reasoning who said “that Snow White movie is sooo good let’s make a spinoff.” 

Like I said, Thor did a job with the last one but here he’s just grasping for that paycheck. 

It’s scientifically proven that if this movie was never made it would have prevented cancer. So, thanks Hutsman for fuckingn the universe.

"In my kingdom there is but one law: do not love."

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This is the kind of fairy tale I did not know I wanted - a wicked queen, a misguided mother figure, rebellious lovers, an epic sister cat-fight, redemption, and evil that just does not give up - all rolled into one.

And everybody found the kind of true love they needed in the end, too.

Well, maybe except for Snow White, that is. ^^

Re watched this and ugh made me fall in love again with all the girls and the movie itself.
Emily Blunt, Charlize Theron, Jessica Chastain and Sophie Cookson all in one movie???? GOLD
Also Castle by Halsey as the main theme FUCK YEAHH
Just a masterpiece.

This movie is living proof that even with amazing casts, the movie will end up shitty if the story cant keep up with the casts' caliber

I'm giving this movie three stars for Charlize Theron and Emily Blunt

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.