I want Jessica Chastain, Emily Blunt, and Charlize Theron to take turns beating the shit out of me.

So glad this is what we're offering some of our best actresses.

A "Game of Thrones"/"Frozen" crossover featuring Chris Hemsworth doing his best Shrek impression and Jessica Chastain playing a live action Merida.

I don't get why it exists either but I guess I enjoyed it?

I could watch a whole movie of Charlize Theron as a glammed-out evil sorceress, spewing black goo and trying to kill Chris Hemsworth. Sadly, this is not that movie.

Full review at ScreenCrush.

five stars for whoever decided to cast jessica chastain emily blunt and charlize theron in the same movie and negative four stars for literally everything else

Goshhhhhh such a wasted opportunity with so many incredible actresses! I’m so here for the gorgeous winter aesthetic and Colleen Atwood’s costumes and Jessica Chastain but ugh what a turd of a movie. This wants to be like an epic Lord of the Rings kind of thing but it just isn’t anywhere near the realm of being that good, which makes it impossible to take it as seriously as it wants to be taken (“she couldn’t raise a child...SO SHE RAISED AN ARMY.). Gosh and i hate when movies are like LOOK AT ALL OUR BADASS LADIES WHO are totally in a misogynistic script but um LOOKIT THEIR WEAPONS!

In all seriousness this would’ve been so much better if it had let all the women be queer. The queens’ costumes should still be being used in drag shows if this had allowed itself to be like fun or interesting. I’d love a good Snow Queen adaptation someday.

Quite better than the first one. Also, having Emily Blunt and Jessica Chastain in the same film is kind of my Hollywood erotic fantasy.

Fantasy sequel and uneccessary sequel to the alternate take on Snow White. Entertaining but hardly challenging.

Sheridan Smith, Charlize Theron and Emily Blunt are criminally underused and Rob Brydon makes for an amusing comedy sidekick dwarf with Nick Frost.

And I suddenly realise that I seem to be watching a lot of Chris Hemsworth movies of late?

só assisti pelo chris de novo

por causa do cast eu esperei uma coisa bem melhor, pena que o roteiro é tão fraquinho.

pelo cast ser tão bom, esperava bem mais, porém o roteiro achei bem franquinho.

is eric actually thor or is thor actually eric?

also jessica chastain, charlize theron & emily blunt in the same movie is a concept i can get behind

all fantasy/fairy-tale movies are basically the same if you think about it

why you do this to some of the best actresses out there???? also the cgi was cringy af.