The literal first second of this movie made me let out a deep, upsetting sigh. Anne Hathaway was fine. (Don’t expect a big reveal or explanation on her accent though– I did, and there is not one. It’s just The Choice.) The highs of it all are a few supporting characters that altogether probably have 2 minutes of screen-time and a page of dialogue.

Rebel Wilson continues to test my eternal optimism in film by taking otherwise-fine movies and making them feel like unbearable, feature-length Instagram “sketches” with the same treacly, misguided message and terrible “what was on the radio while we were editing” soundtrack.

"The second sister gets sloppy seconds”
 - Penny... a line that made a person stand up in exuberant laughter and then sit down.

- 2019 Ranked: boxd.it/2lsbC

This movie is horrible and if you like it you should go to a doctor because there might actually be something wrong with you.

I have noticed a number of reviews that have discussed sitting in the theater not laughing at anything while others around them laughed hysterically. It's a trend I have noticed in reviews and I shared the same bizarre and scary experience. I believe it is possible that I have unlocked some weird response which indicates whether people are original humans or have become the victims of some sort of body invading demon or alien species. It’s like that episode of spongebob where the body snatchers didn’t like mayonnaise. 

Only go to this movie with people that you trust, and even then... be careful out there.

why the fuck y’all taking this so serious as if it isn’t just a fucking fun movie where anne hathaway says the term “good guy” is an OXYMORON. fuck men and anne hathaway please fuck me.

was gonna give this the benefit of the doubt but then it opened with a meghan trainor song so that went straight out the window

What was that? I’m still trying to figure out what’s happening with this film, and it’s supposed to have a big twist which was predictable, and Anne’s accent was never explained, I mean...it was meh.

51/100

This was a trash 0 star affair BUT Anne Hathaway destroys. I don't like being this compromised. If you made a movie called 'Anne Hathaway Just Hangs Out' and it was just Anne Hathaway hanging out I would probably give it three stars.

The Hustle barely passes as a comedy. Even with its two stellar leads, moments of actual humor were scarce. I really did find it hard to tell whether the movie was trying to be funny at certain moments or just heaving the story forward. Punchlines were scattered but I have to admit that a few gags got me to snicker.

39/100

2019 Movie Ranking

rebel wilson makes my teeth grit involuntarily but there’s something compulsively entertaining in watching anne hathaway go to great lengths to scam rich white men

Rebel Wilson: 👱‍♀️✈️☁️🛎🏨🍟🚽🥗🤼‍♀️💰👫⛵️

Anne Hathaway: 👁👄👁

I enjoyed this way more than I should have.

“i’m salad intolerant”

This movie was one of the most uncomfortable movies I’ve ever sat through. It is not funny, it is nothing new, and it is not good. I had high hopes for this and fuck it man, once again I was let down. I’ve gotta stop doing this shit! I know the movie’s suckiness wasn’t Anne Hathaway or Rebel Wilson’s fault, but damn I really question why they even did this in the first place.

Thin.