Man, I cannot fucking believe how atrocious The Incredible Hulk is. It was boring, dull, lifeless, meaningless, and completely empty of a story. I love how the film assumes that I’m supposed to either understand the story of Hulk beforehand or understand the laughable one-minute backstory in the introduction. That was so stupid. I’m sorry Marvel, but if you think Hulk is as current with pop culture as Spider Man, then you are fucking idiotic. I was completely lost with the story, the acting was TERRIBLE, the fights were meaningless, the CGI was god-awful, and the villain was one of the worst I have ever seen.
I have not received this much of a headache after watching a film since The Secret Scripture, and you know what, this might actually be worse.
Honestly, Iron Man is leagues ahead of this one, but I’m hoping Marvel gets just a tad bit better as my marathon goes on.