vanessa hudgens: *doesn't act in a movie for 11 months of each year*
november: *arrives*
vanessa hudgens: jingle bells bitch

did they purposely name him sir cole so i would sit and be confused for the first forty minutes about why they would name a character circle

masterpiece. no i will not elaborate on that.

was just waiting for the unvaccinated man from the 1300s to get measles and die

in this movie we hear the sister mention that an ornament was gotten in aldovia, the country in a christmas prince, implying that this movie is part of the acpcu (a christmas prince cinematic universe). as far as we can tell, however, this is the only netflix christmas movie part of the acpcu because in the princess switch we see them on netflix where a christmas prince is an option to watch, and in this film they watch the holiday calendar. unless, of course, in the world of the netflix christmas movies a christmas prince is considered to be a documentary about the aldovian royal family. in this essay i will

EDIT 23/11/20: the acpcu expanded and here are my wild conspiracy theories on the future of it.

My fiancée: "You know, he wouldn't even know what the word 'cozy' means."
Me: "Dude, if I think too hard about this movie, it'll ruin it."

Five minutes later...
My fiancée: "You know, he probably wouldn't even know what an orange is."

when a medieval knight who’s never seen a car is a better driver than you

mf named CIRCLE

If y'all see my baby daddy in a history text book, DO NOT INBOX ME... I already know 🙄 😒

just found out that vanessa hudgens was hospitalized for severe back pain after carrying the entire christmas movie genre on her back.... yall lets join hands in prayer for her speedy recovery 🙏🏽

There are people who genuinely don’t want a VHCNCU (Vanessa Hudgens Christmas Netflix Cinematic Universe)... couldn’t be me. I say give us more!

so when does the third instalment in the vanessa hudgens netflix christmas cinematic universe come out

I honestly enjoyed this.

Guilty pleasure.

hijinks 

Just look at the poster. That’s the entire movie right there.

old hag

I like when people address old crones as “old crone!”

Dad:  “What’s the most important thing under any Christmas tree?”
Kids:  “A conflict!”
-what I wish they’d said

This has very little to do with Christmas, and even less to do with knights.  Set-ups are paid off at lightning speed, allowing no suspense, no journey, and no emotional investment.  

But I will give special consideration to Vanessa Hudgens’s assortment of high-waisted pants.  They tell more of a story than the rest of this movie combined.

i really hate christmas (movies)

Why is it good?

I know I’m a fool for eating up these Netflix Christmas films. I just can’t stop watching and enjoying them. Oh a medieval knight goes to Ohio? Okay. Thank you mr netflix, more please

Not great. Nothing remarkable in any way shape or form. It exists.

Very cliche but still cute.