Popular reviews

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  Review by 24framesofnick ★★ 78

  I watched it high and Sebastian was freaking me the fuck out

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  Review by the film drunk ★★★ 22

  I know a Lin-Manuel Miranda song when I hear it

  I’m talking to you Scuttlebutt

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  Review by jeaba ★★★½ 13

  ariel lowkey a freak for wanting feet that bad

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  Review by David Sims ★ 49

  they don’t even HAVE a hot crustacean band!!!

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  Review by Emma 🔆 ★★★½ 20

  When Halle sang I cried, when Halle danced I cried, when Halle got legs I cried, when Halle smiled I cried, when Halle cried I cried

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  Review by Sydney🚀 ★★★½ 18

  Lin-Manuel Miranda will not stop until he has achieved world domination

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  Review by ash ★★½

  Not awful, which by Disney live-action standards means it’s a masterpiece.

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  Review by Leah Marilla Thomas 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Prince Eric says “my little mermaid” 11/10

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  Review by tyler ★★★

  when kaiju ursula showed up i lost it

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  Review by lettie ★★★★½ 6

  disney should accept the fact that they will never be able to make another live action as good and as beautiful as this one

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  Review by ram<3 ★★★ 10

  my inner child was crying the entire movie

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  Review by Bryan Espitia ★★ 17

  There isn’t even a silly French chef who sings about how much he enjoys gutting and cooking fish in this one, like what’s the point