Synopsis
A panda named Pancada, who works at a boxing club, wishes to become a dancer but gets caught up in an upcoming fight due to a case of mistaken identity.
2008 ‘Ursinho da Pesada’ Directed by Michelle Gabriel
A panda named Pancada, who works at a boxing club, wishes to become a dancer but gets caught up in an upcoming fight due to a case of mistaken identity.
Little Panda Fighter, Waleczna Panda
The end product of alien visitors coming to earth and observing us silently, collecting data on what we find cute and entertaining and how we construct films, then assembling it all together in their home planet via crude simulation, showing it off to other native aliens who only know of us through their own history textbooks and anthropological courses, intended as an earnest reflection of what we value despite being a poor imitation at the very best. Not unlike the way imperialist forces showcased the indigenous cultures they 'conquered', though at this point perhaps the only thing that will save us from ourselves is intervening alien overlords.
Surprisingly hilarious and not without merit. Terrible, yet recommended.
The first 10 minutes of this felt like it was 3 hours. You think that you’ll just get used to the bad animation - to the awkward slow way everyone walks, to the soulless eyes staring back at you, to the horrifying way their skin folds when they sit down.
But you don’t. This movie feels like you did acid, then fell asleep while watching Kung Fu Panda and had a lucid dream where you changed the plot to be Rocky meets Step Up 2: The Streets.
But honestly... did I laugh harder at this than some critically acclaimed comedies? Maybe so :/
With characters like Pancada, Grizzlepuss, and Polaris, how could this possibly be bad?
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Character: “I’ve never seen so many customers in here!”
Me, looks: *the room is completely empty*
........the animators didn’t even animate anyone in the audience......the entire building was empty.......
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This was the best scene. You can’t tell me he’s not possessed: https://youtu.be/HzKHyljG87E
PANCADA LEPT FROM THE SCREEN AND SUCKED MY FUCKING DICK AND I HAD THE HARDEST ORGASM EVER IN MY LIFE 10/10 WOULD FUCK THAT GLORIOUS FURRY PANDA HOLE AGAIN.
Directed by Denis Villeneuve with a starring cast of Christian Bale, Robert De Niro, Joaquin Phoenix and Emma Stone. This movie is an intense and deep political-thriller with elements of a spy espionage and a psychological-horror movie. It uses real world footage to tackle multiple real world crisis such as the falling economy, corruption all around the world and even the danger of online tech. It also provides very fascinating and thought provoking commentary on the global pandemic. It even goes on to tell the historical story of how America was colonized by Columbus and I think this movie did an incredible job in doing that.
Overall, this movie is just an absolute masterpiece!
I also wanna say that it took me a while to realize this but Martin Scorsese had a cameo in this!
Stick with me, I'll make a movie-related point.
I've been paying too much attention to the news today -- so many people without power in Texas, with a government making no efforts at all to prevent them from freezing, it's tragic yet predictable. There are several reasons related to infrastructure that this should have been avoidable (and it is objectively not true that wind turbines are at fault), but that wasn't compatible with maximum profits. And I'm sick of living through unprecedented weather events... though it's almost certain that we're only getting started. Things needed to change long ago. I just hope, for now, that the people of Texas are ok.
Well, you might be asking, how does this relate…