"They're taking the..." Well, you know the text.
Dream job #4: location scout for Lord of the Rings.
Dream job #3: helicopter pilot for Lord of the Rings.
Horses. You do make everything better, but could you please stop tempting filmmakers to create overly pathetic free-horse-galloping-over-grassland-in-slow-motion-scenes?
Gollum, one of the most complex characters in the history of literature.
Still rooting for the ents.
Meanwhile, on the Black Gate of Mordor, orcs are engaged in casual conversation.
Next up: The Great Middle-Earthian Cook Off - today: Samwise Gamgee, Sméagol, and two rabbits.
"A just question, my liege."
Go rule, Éowyn. They can cook their bloody stew themselves.
Lord of the Rings, encouraging eco-terrorism since 1954.