Had to re-watch this for the show and a couple things:
1) I definitely had a trademark Green-Out the first time I watched this.
2) This is one of the most unfunny* and tragically offensive things I've ever seen.
It's a disgrace this was ever released/made/conceived.
And what's sad is that somewhere in there, there's a good send-up to be had about those white assholes who co-opt South Asian culture and fancy themselves self-help gurus and whatever else. Instead, the film just falls back on insanely lazy and offensive stereotypes, moronic musical numbers, and a tidal wave of dick & ball jokes, the likes of which I've never seen before or since. A complete and total waste of time for literally…