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Has a big giant shark that eats someone at least every 15 minutes. Self aware and gleefully stupid without a bunch of winking. Pretty much does exactly what it's supposed to.

“that thing is the devil!”

an extra half star because my friends were scared to death and jumping out of their seats every time the biggest shark in known existence somehow snuck up on everyone without being noticed. which happened a lot. she’s sneaky

The Life Aquatic with Jason Statham.

The first half of The Meg ain’t great. Too much time is wasted on the characters, their connections, and the nitty gritty of ocean-floor rescue operations. Then The Meg returns to the surface, and its title character attacks Jason Statham and his chums (please clap) at their high-tech ocean laboratory. Suddenly the film blossoms into an endearingly silly slasher movie, complete with ludicrous jump scares. (As it turns out, the biggest shark that ever lived is surprisingly good at silently sneaking up on its prey.)

Full review at ScreenCrush.

I love a dumb movie. But everything about this movie felt so... uncharmingly dumb? So plastic and poorly made, like a high-budget TV movie made 14 years too late.

Everyone was having a terrific time through the trailers, and then the room fell embarrassingly silent through the beginning in a way that really hit home how little I wanted to be there. So I left about 15-20 minutes in. Oh well. Not for me!

ouch 
dwight from the office is literally a snacc

This was the best kind of stupid, can’t wait for the next 4 sequels

Cheesy but some good bits and funny worth a watch after a couple of drinks 😂

Love it 👌🏼.

the best thing about this movie was the end title : Fin

I don't know why this got such horrible reviews. Perhaps critics were expecting the next Jaws? If you go into it expecting the next Piranha 3D, as I did, then you are in for a pleasant surprise. It sports more exciting action sequences than the last couple Godzilla films I've seen. The premise for how the prehistoric monster remained hidden for so long before breaking loose was well thought out. The way the humans deal with the monster is often stupid—it seems like they basically just take turns acting as bait—but that's par for the course with these giant animal films. The dialogue, unfortunately, is just terrible. There isn't a funny or memorable one-liner in the entire film. Jason Statham does his usual fine job with subpar material.

In der ersten Hälfte zu ernst, dafür in der zweiten sehr spaßig. Passt nur leider überhaupt nicht zusammen.

Preposterous monster flick - dumb, but with heart and it doesn't pretend to be anything it's not. Ah, the things you spend time with on airplanes...

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