Look, this thing was gonna be a suicide mission against a guy like me. I know these people. I am these people. And not a single note of this script or staging rang anything other than false. And at some point I found myself thinking, great, it's another white guy's story about white guy problems of no actual significance or weight. It's another white guy masturbating to a fantasy of how hard it is to be him. And then the white guy in question literally started masturbating. Thanks, I'm done.
Bonus marks: can be used to teach the basics of the Male Gaze to intelligent third graders; shines up BIG FAN even more by comparison.