Cinema dementia - a condition elicited by a sustained saturation of imagery, in which the subject understands its life experience primarily through moving images, takes its tutelage and values from media, filmed morality plays and pop-cultural constructs, and essentially has "amused itself to death".
Wyatt Earp, The Lone Ranger, Robin Hood, Superman, Groucho Marx, WC Fields, Elvis, The Animals, Lassie, Rin Tin Tin and Betty Boop join forces against the 50ft Woman, Godzilla, King Kong, UFOs, giant spiders, locusts and turkey buzzards, Judeo-Christian propaganda, sexual repression, and of course, the twisted mastermind behind it all, Andy Devine.
This batshit splice-party really stretches the outer limits of just how much you can be entertained. It's the movie equivalent of the pioneering…