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  Review by freya !! ★★★★½ 9

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  men will literally avenge their father, save their mother and kill fjölnir before going to therapy

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  Review by othavio 40

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  Review by David Sims ★★★★★ 29

  feel like I might not have thrived in Viking times

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  Review by tyler ★★★★★

  amleth: in my defense, your honor, i was in goblin mode when everything went down

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  Review by Dakota Joaquin ★★★★ 16

  Robert Eggers watched The Lion King and said “Willem, take off your clothes. I have an idea.”

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  All you really need to know about “The Northman” — a $90 million Viking revenge saga directed by Robert Eggers — is that every single minute of it feels like a $90 million Viking revenge saga directed by Robert Eggers. Both parts of that equation are worth celebrating outside of and in addition to the movie’s other merits.

  Even if “The Northman” had been a dreadful bore — and not a primal, sinewy, gnarly-as-fuck 10th century action epic that starts with a hallucinogenic Viking bar mitzvah, features Björk’s first narrative film performance since “Dancer in the Dark,” and ends with two mostly naked men fighting to the death atop an erupting volcano — the simple fact that financiers had the…

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  Review by Sophia ★★★★½ 35

  Robert eggers seems to really like willem dafoe naked

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  Review by Lucy ★★ 124

  very cool looking! wish i cared ❤️

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  Review by Ella Kemp ★★★½ 1

  Maybe the real vengeance was the Anya Taylor-Joy we hooked up with along the way

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  Review by Will Menaker ★★★★ 33

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  hahahhaha yes you ignorant peons, I was invited to a screening of this movie last week and now that the embargo is over I can report it fucking slayed. Finally a version of Hamlet that doesn't suck!

  I knew I was in good hands early in this film in a scene that depicted our hero and his friends going wolf-man berserker mode and massacring an entire settlement of people, selling the women into slavery and chucking screaming children into a barn they then locked and set on fire. I was Nicholson-nodding the entire time. Eggers excels and portraying the past as sci-fi that doesn't just look different than the present but one in which the characters' own thoughts, beliefs and experience of reality is on different planet than our own.

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  Review by the film drunk ★★★ 4

  I thought I was a grown man until I saw Alexander Skarsgård as a Viking and realized I am a mere child

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  Review by karsten ★★★★½

  could only think of the casey frey “can i sing 4 u” clip anytime skarsgård’s massive traps were on screen