When you're down and low,
lower than the floor,
and you feel like you don't got a chance (bum bum bum)
Don't make a move till you're in the groove,
and do the Peter Panda Dance.
Just hop three times like a kangaroo,
sidestep twice just like the crabs do.
Three steps forward, one step back.
Quick like a turtle, lie on your back.
Roll like a log till you can't roll no more,
better jump quick like there ain't no floor.
Hold your breath
Step to the left
and that's the Peter Panda Dance.
I haven't watched this movie in probably 7-8 years and I still have that whole thing memorized. Diesel carries a cliched awful family film into something that, while not good, is highly memorable (even if it does present a problematic view of masculinity).
Goodnight Peter Panda.