Kids, if ever you start to think “hey, maybe being a full-time writer could be a sustainable career”, just remember that even Edgar Allen Poe had to join the fuckin Army.
A dark, slow burn Scott Cooper period piece starring Christian Bale (hmmm, now where have I seen that before?), The Pale Blue Eye sees Bale’s grizzled old-timey detective investigating a potentially occult-related murder at 1800s West Point. Along the way, he’s joined by a quirky, eager young cadet with an affinity for mysteries by the name of Edgar…Allen…Poe. (Wooooaaahhhh) Harry Melling (yes, Dudley himself) stars as the squid-looking little poet, somehow so finicky that he makes Cumberbatch’s Sherlock seem like a guy you’d like to have a beer with. …