Okay, now that I've watched this three (3) times in 24 hours, I have some thoughts besides how hot Patricia Clarkson, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Cillian Murphy are.
First of all, if you say you hate this movie, you're telling on yourself and you sound straight.
Yes, the black and white is pretentious. Yes, the characters are all insufferable. Yes, the dialogue sounds like Aaron Sorkin had a baby with David Ives and this script was that child's senior project in film school. No, none of that makes me love it any less.
Idk if this was Ms. Potter's intention, but this is the funiest parody of middle-class-middle-age I've ever seen!!! And I live in the suburbs! Like every character,…