snowpiercer: the animated children's christmas special

“i like the train about it”
and? what else do you like about it?
“nothing”

Bringing a visual style that expertly showcases serene beauty within a snowy night as well as a unique vision of the North Pole; The Polar Express works wonders in spite of its more silly and darker "zemeckis" flourishes. The music is gorgeous, the opening is wonderful, and while the pacing is lackluster, many memorable moments hide that aspect. The rollercoaster scene is kinda silly, as is the mandatory sequence where Zemeckis does his best to scare the shit out of all the younger viewers, but the emotional impact by the end is undeniably subtle and majestic.

Recommended beverage: Hot Cocoa.

the hot chocolate song has citizen kane shaking in its boots

this is the most hideous thing I have ever seen

Mo bamba or sicko mode

Enjoyable but nothing memorable. Grade: C+

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i hate this movie i can’t even explain it it gives me the beehive-jeebies

por alguna razón siempre que nos ponían una pelicula en clase en primaria era esta y juro que hay escenas que me se de memoria

I know it’s a shitty thing to say, but I kinda wish Steven Tyler would get hit with a big sexual harrasment suit, so they’d cut out his awful scene in this. I mean, if there’s another way, great, but that’s probably gonna be our best chance.

You guys wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba?

Yes, I'm aware that it's February