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  Review by Patrick Willems ★½ 31

  Stop the Polar Express I want to get off

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  Review by Lucy ★★★½ 6

  snowpiercer: the animated children's christmas special

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  Review by my 8 year old niece 8

  “i like the train about it”
  and? what else do you like about it?
  “nothing”

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  Review by lauren ★★★★★ 2

  the hot chocolate song has citizen kane shaking in its boots

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  Review by David Sims ★★ 13

  that was some weird shit

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  Review by maria ★★½ 4

  this mothafucka be looking like a 1998 nickelodeon christmas special starring tom hanks, tom hanks, tom hanks AND tom hanks

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  Review by Harry Ridgway ★★★★★ 21

  Everybody has that film they watch on Christmas Eve religiously (no pun intended). For some it's Home Alone. For others it's Die Hard. But whilst these films are beyond excellent, I always watch The Polar Express. I think I'm in the minority here when I say that The Polar Express is my favourite Christmas film. I find that it encapsulates the feeling and the spirit that exists at this time of year like no other movie. I really connected with the young boy, facing the dilemma weather Santa is a man or a myth. We all had that moment, and just like this boy, I used to lay awake anxiously at night just to hope in hearing a noise or…

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  Review by gabby! ★★★ 7

  this whole movie feels like an extremely long video game cutscene . like it feels like you should be able to control it but you can’t... you just have to watch the Chaos

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  Review by Alor ★★★★★ 8

  T(he)y be(lie)ve(d)

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  Review by my 8 year old niece 2

  [while shoving a whole marshmallow in her mouth]
  “um”

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  Review by Diamondbolt ★★★★

  santa bro what is this spirit of christmas bullshit i want a fucking xbox

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  Review by Cody Dericks ★★ 3

  I really thought Tom Hanks was gonna toss that little girl off the fucking train