when my 4 year old niece just said “i did like it but it wasn’t very good” she really deconstructed film criticism in one fell swoop

the best part is when neal tells charlie he’s going to make a great psychiatrist someday and charlie is like, “nah I think i’m going to go into the family business”, implying he’s going to kill his dad someday to become santa. how i love some christmas family friendly entertainment!

“this is not a very good movie”

SANTA LITERALLY DIED AND NO ONE FUCKING CARED......

Stirring parable about obesity, food addiction, white man's guilt, sweat shops and child labour.

"dad, you're floating!"
"it's okay, i lived through the 60s!"

I'M SORRY BUT THAT QUOTE SENDS ME

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Terrible, but great with hot cocoa. Tim Allen is a fascinating specimen. How has he had a career for so long? A void of personality. Best part is the realization that being Santa Claus in this universe means being the CEO of a highly efficient company until you die and pass it on to another poor soul. Capitalism babyyyyyy.

kid of the year award goes to the girl who left soya milk out for santa because he said he was lactose intolerant the year before 🥺

if you say you didn't have a biiiig fat crush on bernard the elf when you were younger then you are a biiiig fat liar

At least this was competely honest in its depiction of Christmas as a capitalist dystopia where elves slave all year round for the rich old white man who only works one night a year

The usual Disney formula: Solid movie, horrible sequels.
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marriage story (2019)

This movie is so charming. The story itself is super dark but works really well for me. I love how much fun Allen is in the role. His character works really well here. Some of the jokes hit really well. Allen's son is so cute here and has so many great moments. There are some creepy themes and moments when it comes to Allen's relationship's evolving along with him. The CGI is horrendous and the baby elf idea didn't work out really and the navy seal team elf thing was so dumb. This movie was made for children but it can still put a smile on my face.

This film is a classic Christmas film which should be watched every year

Santa deniers HATE him

une valeur sentimentale incroyable

This is just a classic, fun to dissect and learn more about the Santa Clause extended universe.

This should be added to every holiday playlist

they really, actually, seriously did the
“Whoa, Dad! You're flying!”
“It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.”

Wasn’t as bad as I expected for a Christmas story. In the beginning, Tim Allen cuts off his female colleague while she’s giving a speech so that set a very low bar for me. The sweet father-son story is the only reason why I gave it more than 2 stars.

As a 90s kid I am required to watch this every year and also to love it.

Fun and suprisingly dark, we need more Tim Allen in Hollywood.

Official Rating: 6.4/10

Disney drop the hot cocoa recipe