Borderline indecipherable. Like I don't even know why the killer is so into snowmans. You should see this just so I don't feel alone.

hello mister police
you need a better agent
you should’ve known 
that the movie was doomed
when your character is called 
harry hole
they gave you all the clues 

MISTER POLICE
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU LITERALLY NO CLUES

Had to check out this film even with all of the negative reactions because Tomas Alfredson made two wonderful films before this. I have faith that this was just a speed bump for him.

Though you can't deny those scenic Norwegian landscapes. Now I want to visit Bergen.

me: fassy, please, no more flops I can’t handle it anymore 
fassy, pulling his whole dick out: Suck

professional detective harry hole: do you recognise this man
also harry hole: *shows him a photo of someone with no head*

literally just had no idea what was going on

I mean, really, this isn’t any more or less confusing than any other average day spent as an immigrant in Norway.

Not really sure why some ppl sound British ✔️
Someone listening to the Popcorn song ✔️
Mold in apartments ✔️
Police stations look like futuristic libraries ✔️
Winter sports thrown in for no reason ✔️
Drunk af Norwegians sleeping on the street ✔️
Snow making ppl crazy even tho they are from northern Europe ✔️

it feels so good to laugh again

The first time I’ve ever seen a movie at the theater and was excited to go to the bathroom and miss some of it.

Harry Hole is THE NAME of 2017.

Harry Hole telling his ex-son that he has a surprise for him and then the film SMASH CUTTING to a man gutturally screaming into a microphone on a stage in what appears to be the middle of a large hockey arena was probably THE SCENE of 2017, and I had to leave the theatre for a minute because I felt like I was going to throw up from trying to hold in my laughter and tears.

Also arriving into an apartment and then dry-humping Michael Fassbender on the floor while listening to Sigur Rós for about thirty seconds is THE MOOD of 2017.

The Snowman is THE FILM of 2017. Do not miss it.

More like "The Shitman"

“Can I keep this?”

Going into this movie, all I knew was “Mr. police I gave you all the clues,” the snowman drawing and Harry Hole. 

Well, I wonder what executive producer Martin Scorsese has to way about this...

Nobody told me about that hilarious concert. Also, I was NOT ready to hear someone say “Inspector Hole” and it fucking destroyed my kidneys when it happened. Someone uses someone else’s severed finger to get passed security. Val Kilmer’s dub?! Val Kilmer’s DEATH?! Both golden.

I laughed out loud every time a snowman was on screen.

It ends like a comedy.

Absolute shit! HUGE RECOMMEND!

Favorite Shot: The less-than-a-second-long close up of a cartoon grasshopper and a cartoon ant making out. (1:42:32)

Fassbender rettet die Sache! 

Harry Hole, Hauptkommisssar der Osloer Polizei, ermittelt im Fall eines Serienmörders, genannt `Schneemann'. Dieser schlägt immer dann zu, wenn es zu Schneefällen kommt, und hinterlässt einen Schneemann am Tatort. Unterstützt wird Hole von der neuen Kollegin Katrine Bratt. Schon bald beginnt für die beiden ein Wettlauf gegen die Zeit, denn sie müssen dem Täter auf die Spur kommen, noch bevor der nächste Schneefall beginnt.

Zu empfehlen? 
Ist in Ordnung, kein Muss aber in Ordnung.

Probably the worst movie I’ve ever seen in a theater EVER. People were literally throwing popcorn and laughing to the point of tears at how bad this was. Mind you, it’s supposed to be a thriller.... god awful

Reviewers have torn this film to pieces, called it the worst film ever made and I suppose they are not wrong. The plot is knit with a very hot needle, has more holes than Swiss cheese and limps on both legs. I do freely admit, though, that I liked watching it and was well entertained. I just like psychological thrillers, I like being scared and like guessing who is the killer without finding it out. In addition I do like looking at Michael Fassbender and Charlotte Gainsbourg who are beautiful people without being pretty - I really love that. And on top of it comes the landscape, the white and white and white, which is beautifully filmed. Those bridges! Those white hills melting into white clouds! Norway was the last country I ever wanted to visit - I want it know. Hide away in a snowed-in cottage and watch a psychological thriller.

every time i see that stupid fucking drawing of that little gay snowman i laugh so hard its ridiculous

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It’s the most beautifully incompetent I’ve seen in some time.

I'm not sure if there's a plan to adapt Jo Nesbø's other Harry Hole novels, but The Snowman doesn't exactly leave me clamoring for more. The film is ultimately a slow placed procedural that desperately wants to be a David Fincher level thriller.

Blog Review: www.skonmovies.com/2017/10/review-snowman.html

No se lo perdono ni a Michael Fassbender

Long time ago I read the book. I still have that book. I’m sure the book is better than the film. It (almost) always is.
In fact this film feels like a bad American remake of a brilliant Scandinavian thriller. In this case I’d like to see a brilliant Norwegian remake of the American original. Anyone?
Or I might as well re-read the book. I still have it.

Cool bridges