Borderline indecipherable. Like I don't even know why the killer is so into snowmans. You should see this just so I don't feel alone.

hello mister police
you need a better agent
you should’ve known 
that the movie was doomed
when your character is called 
harry hole
they gave you all the clues 

MISTER POLICE
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU LITERALLY NO CLUES

Had to check out this film even with all of the negative reactions because Tomas Alfredson made two wonderful films before this. I have faith that this was just a speed bump for him.

Though you can't deny those scenic Norwegian landscapes. Now I want to visit Bergen.

you'd think that the main character's name being harry hole would be bad enough but then the actual plot happens.....

i'm legit amazed this got released in its current state.

me: fassy, please, no more flops I can’t handle it anymore 
fassy, pulling his whole dick out: Suck

Two-time Oscar(R) nominee Michael Fassbender stars in this overflowing with shit, septic tank of a movie. how in the hell was this clichédly bad student film made by a real director!?? These poor actors.

36 minutes in and i'm effin' outskiiis. Peace!

I didn't know films this inept could still get released by major studios.

I hurt myself today... to see if I still feel.

I mean... this wasn’t as stupid as people made it out to be.

Good cast. Good director. Good source material... Complete mess of a film

Not as bad as I thought it would be after reading some of the memereviews on this site(seriously can't Americans understand that people in other countries might have names that sound weird to them?). A very mediocre thriller with some good scenery.

Oh, the hype y'all had going for this one last year was real. What a treat.

I’m a sucker for a Scandi-noir but the production issues around this are unfortunately too clear on the screen. Rebecca Ferguson deserves better than this.

I’m not going to say that this has the worst ending of a film in the history of the medium (for there is quite a lot of competition on that front), but my god it is pretty bad - yet, like the rest of the film, bad in such a fascinating way.
The two separate credits for editing is something you just don’t see too often - I actually stopped the film and digitally rewound it to do a double take of a sort - but after seeing the bizarre way it was edited it makes perfect sense.
Honestly, my main takeaway is that I am actually sort of impressed it was released in the state it is in.

So unbelievably terrible and utterly confusing at all points. 
It seriously made no sense. 
Even the snowmen sucked the killer didn’t even use carrots for noses!! Idiot