lionsgate: hey! do you like SPY MOVIES?
lionsgate: or COMEDIES?
lionsgate: how about REFERENCES TO HARVARD?
me: yes yes yes!
lionsgate: and what about HONORARY SKARSGARD BROTHER SAM HEUGHAN?
lionsgate: and we know you like KATE MCKINNON REACTING TO THINGS!
lionsgate: then come see THE SPY WHO DUMPED ME, and we’ll give you each of those things in small portions to fill a 2 hour run time!
lionsgate: did you hear us? we said come see our movie! please come see it. please come. please come see our movie oh god