both Kingsman movies found dead in Miami

mila kunis and kate mckinnon to star as two bond chicks instead of the usual James Bond franchise. like if u agree.

awfully bold of the mission impossible franchise to release not one but TWO new installments in the same week

Gillian Anderson exudes so much Big Dick Energy in this she could take down an army of men.

mila kunis' agent: yo here's a bunch of kinda shitty scripts
mila kunis: What am I gonna do? Say no?

"you know who's handsome? woody harrelson. you know, people don't think it. I find him handsome"

mission impossible who? this was so much fun. also... justin theroux is a better tom cruise than actual tom cruise!

Style & Tone - .5
Sound - .5
Visuals - .5
Story - 0
Performances - 1
Character Development / Arcs - .5
Dialogue - 1
Movie Goals - .5
Pacing - 1
Memorable - .5

I watched this with someone else who wanted to see this hoping it would be better the second time.... It wasn't.

Pretty fun but the jokes are hit and miss. The action scenes are surprisingly well shot. The story is pretty interesting when it started but it gets boring fast and the ending is a little too abrupt. An average comedy.

It starts off promising enough with some action bits that are taken straight from a Bourne movie, but it quickly turns into a rote buddy comedy. Mila Kunis is fine, and I'm realizing that Kate McKinnon plays the same character in every movie. Some of their banter is fun, but not enough to sustain a two-hour run time.

I think that this movie should be dumped, too. Not recommend.

i'll see you in my dream and other fantasies of mine, Sam Heughan. i'll see you.

i would DIE for kate mckinnon

I expected this to be another lame entry into the action comedy genre that is both completely not funny and contains a boring plot with tame action.

I was right.

This would've been better if Kate McKinnon weren't in it. Or her character wasn't so damn obnoxious

yeah this was actually better than i expected. it obviously has its flaws but it’s really entertaining and funny. 
kate mckinnon is just the best