What I Learned:
- "The Poetry Circuit" is a thing that exists
- Common small-town pets include, dogs, cockatiels, owls, and komodo dragons.
- If you find a dead animal in the woods, its best to pick it up immediately
- There were still traveling vacuum cleaner salesmen in 1992
- People find green fireworks "spookier" than other colored fireworks
- a spaceship can go undetected for thousands of years buried 2 feet underground
- The best way to leave a party: Dump a drink down the front of a rude woman's dress, open a second-story window like a door, and just fall the fuck outta there.
-The postman guy Traci Lords thought was "So hot"... was Cliff De…