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  Review by ally ½ 1

  that thing ain’t a fuckin horse

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  Review by Ade Setiawan ★★★★ 8

  I remember watching this when I was so young. And I wanted to ride on Loch Ness' back so bad. Yeehaw 🏇

  I'll never get rid of this movie. Crusoe is the cutest thing on the frickin planet. Where do I can find this creature? Do they sell it on eBay? Notice me if y'all know!

  N.p. : I cried a lot at the end 😔

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  Review by Naughty aka Juli Norwood ★★★★

  I very much enjoy films that explore legendary creatures! Pure fantasy that takes you to a place where magical and wondrous creatures still exist! I try to indulge my inner child whenever I can so this was a real treat!

  The baby Water Horse was just so darn cute! Positively enchanting! A lighthearted film the whole family can sit down together and watch!

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  Review by ˚ . ✶ ⋆｡ 𝕘𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕪 ₊✧ ˚. ‧ ★★★★★ 4

  WHY THE FUCK DOES WATERHORSE HAVE A 2.8 STAR AVERAGE GUYS THIS IS A BEUATIFUL FILM ABOUT PREDJUDICE AND LOVE AND THE INNOCENCE OF CHILDREN AND I WONT ATAND FOR THIS SLAMDER

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  Review by federica ♡

  this is like when i thought i’d found dinosaur eggs and i waited for them to open but nothing happened so i just opened them myself and there was no dinosaur inside 😭😭

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  Review by alice11608 ★★★

  Scottish free willy

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  Review by Nick ★★

  (points at screen) That’s the Water Horse.

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  Review by Dale Nauertz ★★★

  "Water Horse" is like "E.T." meets "Dunkirk" meets "The Secret of Roan Inish" (remember that one? If not, get on that) except, y'know, not quite as good as any of those.

  "Water Horse" has plenty of heart and sweetness and a soupcon of conflict, but it never engages the emotions as deeply as it could. Some of the visual effects are great, some are a bit iffy, but "Water Horse" works more often than not as a sweet little fable with some distinctly Scottish and World War 2 trappings. It has its own unique flavor going for it, which I respect. The characters have some layers to them but, unfortunately, a lot of the revelations we get about them and…

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  Review by Rose. ★★★★ 1

  La infancia.

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  Review by abi 🖤 ★½

  rating this 1 1/2 stars purely because it reminds of bad childhood memories of watching this on a shitty portable dvd player whilst in scotland 😎

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  Review by Austin Lash ★★★★ 2

  I love watching movies from my childhood, because I never know what I'm going to get. Sometimes they haven't aged well, but most of the time they're just hot garbage. However, on very rare occasions, I stumble across a hidden gem.

  This movie appealed to me a lot when I was a wee lad, mostly because the Water Horse looked like a dinosaur, and I had a serious dinosaur addiction. But dangit, I still find this movie great, even as an adult. There's just an overabundance of heart, whimsy, adventure, and suspense, that I can't help admiring it.

  A simple, but effective and surprisingly emotionally resonant kids movie, with a good message, an endearing story, good acting (even from the kid actors), and heccin beautiful scenery. This is the kind of movie I'd love to show my kids someday.

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  Review by Person9 ★★★

  The horse has shrek ears