1995 Directed by Jonathan R. Betuel
In an alternate futuristic society, a tough female police detective is paired with a talking dinosaur to find the killer of dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals leading them to a mad scientist bent on creating a new Armageddon.
Whoopi Goldberg Armin Mueller-Stahl Juliet Landau Bud Cort Stephen McHattie George Newbern Carol Kane Richard Roundtree Jack Riley Peter MacKenzie Joe Dallesandro Tony T. Johnson Susie Coelho Peter Kwong Edith Diaz Robert Martin Robinson Dee Booher William Boyett Marius Mazmanian Noon Orsatti Hilary Shepard Lisa Papatzimas Michael Sharrett Jan Rabson Charles Chiodo Patricia Healy James Murray Stephen Chiodo Edward Chiodo Show All…
Dino Rex, T-Rex - Il mio amico Dino, T-REX, Meu Parceiro é um Dinossauro, Теодор Рекс, T-Rex - etsivistä parhain, T. Rex, a dinózsaru, Partenerul meu, dinozaurul, T-Rex, T. Rex, 恐龙特警
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All cops are bastards except genetically engineered dinosaur cops. Those are cool.
“Once upon a time, in the future” Whoopi Goldberg is a cop who is teamed up with a dinosaur cop to solve a 'dynocide'... because 'homicide' means a dead human... get it? Fucking LOL already, amirite?
Now you may be asking why dinosaurs can talk in the future - its because an evil billionaire-scientist type has reanimated extinct creatures. He also reanimates raccoons and shit - but why they can't talk is the kind of question that keeps an excitable boy like me up at night.
This party really gets bumpin' when our heroes arrive at the Extinct Creatures Nightclub where you have a full on inter-species dance party. There we get introduced to Molly Rex who Teddy Rex lusts…
I had kind of a Schrodinger's cat thing going on with this movie where I found a sealed copy in a thrift shop a couple of months ago for 1 euro, and I figured as long as I don't watch it I'll never know how bad it really is. Well… let's just say that cat was dead.
I would like to formally apologise to the Super Mario Bros. movie for all the mean things I've said over the years.
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+ Female detective Katie Coltrane (Whoopi Goldberg) is paired up with Theodore Rex, an genetically generated T-Rex, to find the killer of other prehistoric dinosaurs.
Yeah how many of you knew about this film??? Put me in that club. I never never heard of this until one of my letterboxd friend, Gary Cruise, peaked my interest after he watched this and sent me the link to watch it. I'm an man to my own word.
Thanks Gary but I would like my 1 hour 30mins back if possible...😂😂😂😂
In what is the most expensive straight to dvd film ever, Whoopi Goldberg teams up with an man in an poor dinosaur costume. What…
“But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
THE WORLD'S TOUGHEST COP IS GETTING A BRAND NEW PARTNER. AND HE'S A REAL BLAST FROM THE PAST!
Arriving one year after Tammy and the T-Rex comes this nutso dino-ploitation sci-fi comedy train wreck starring Whoopi and a T-Rex! 90s shennanigans to the max. Hope you took out brain insurance because this one is going to leave your mind a withered walnut!
In a futuristic society Whoopi plays a no funny business Cop who's working in the DYNOCIDE division. When a string of DINOMURDERS plague the city she's paired up with a partner that knows this area best. A DINOSAUR! Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!
What feels like a bizarro mix of Demolition Man, the Super Mario Bros movie and the 90s Dinosaurs TV…
this movie really tries to be like “whoopi goldberg is racist and it’s because she hates sentient dinosaurs brought back to life by science and who sometimes want to fuck humans and who LOVE macadamia nut cookies for some unexplained reason” idk this movie is maybe a hate crime
