this is just bridget jones diary if daniel cleaver & mr. darcy were CIA agents... which is actually pretty sick now that i think about it

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

i cant believe 13 yr old me would've picked chris pine over tom hardy... im so glad i matured and realized the error of my ways

There's a guy with a pistol and another guy with a pistol and a girl who fucks the one guy but also fucks the other guy and they all fuck and shoot and kiss and fuck and fight.

one star for each of tom hardy's luscious lips

Pine and Hardy shoulda banged.

that alternate ending where chris pine and tom hardy chose each other was the ending we deserved

you know that part when chris pine and tom hardy are sitting at chris’ grandma’s party and tom tells him he loves him and would die for him and then adds something like “now imagine that with a woman” and chris is like looking at him dead serious and says “no”  i mean not to be that person but that was gay

this movie is fake because they didn't a) have a threesome or b) have tom hardy and chris pine end up together

one star for tom hardy, one star for chris pine's eyebrows

Now what's the word I'm looking for?

Awful? No.

Ghastly? Nope.

Bland? Nah.

Piss poor in just about every aspect of film making? Njet.

Waste of talent? Non.

A veneered turd? Nee.

All of the above?

Yeah. That's it.

.....we're never seeing tom in another rom com ever again so let's just appreciate this for what it is

It’s just the perfect combination of action, humour and romance

tom hardy pls kiss me with those princess peachs lips

chris and tom both have princess peach lips and i can stop seeing it

my room, los angeles

one star ONLY because it was easy to make fun of

this is what i get for watching a movie with my parents

it helps that the cast is extremely fine

I know this movie suck but it also introduced me to movie sex scenes then porn!

dont get me wrong im a sucker  for tom hardy and this just hurts cus like cmon tom fucking hardy

This Means War tries to take many genres and ideas and combine them, but never quite hits the mark on a comedic or action level.

Take any 'buddy cop' movie and then add it with a run-of-the-mill rom-com

Just your average comedy flick starring a couple of Hollywood Stars playing spies, shooting guns and fighting over the same woman who is also played by a Hollywood star. Storyline was underwhelming, at times cringe, sometimes funny and a sense that their was more chemistry between Tom Hardy and Chris Pine than there was between both of them and Reese Witherspoon. Many flaws however, a watchable movie that can be stuck on in the background. 6.5/10

SHE SHOULD'VE ENDED UP WITH TUCK okay maybe not but they seemed to have more memorable moments together. I can see both sides but god was this movie perfect its just so funny. I will forever be jealous of Reese Witherspoon for kissing both of these men.