Tomb: Raided
Alicia Vikander: Ripped
I'm: Gay

Alicia Vikander vs the army of men with awful facial hair.

alicia vikander’s arm and back muscles... i’m free on thursdays but i will honestly clear my entire schedule at this point just please call me

*incredible* graphics, but way too many cut-scenes. at least they finally got Lara Croft right.

i guess this is an iteration of tomb raider that takes itself more seriously — but in a way, it also doesn’t and that’s what i kinda love about it. there are cheesy one-liners, lara kicks a guy in the balls, there’s a nick frost cameo, for god’s sake. because of that, it reminded me of the silly adventure movies i adored as a kid like the mummy and national treasure. it’s nice that little girls have another action hero to look up to.

I don’t care how many times it’s been said or how many times you’ve had to hear it and I don’t care about the pathetic male “critics” who think lara’s breast size or their personal level of attraction to alicia vikander affects quite literally anything about this movie’s quality I LOVE BADASS WOMEN CHARACTERS and I feel SO blessed to be seeing them become more and more celebrated as I’m growing older and we can reboot everything and anything for all I care if it means we get more sick films like this that just make you feel COOL and on edge and scared and sad and happy and cheerful and fearful and most of all POWERFUL!! Woohooooo!!!!!!!

the first 15 minutes of this film have incredible Dyke Energy... alas, only the first 15 minutes.

Better if you're drunk

This script needed a couple more drafts.

Yeah.... So I watched this a few weeks back and apparently it was so good  that when I asked you kid if he wanted to watch it he said that we’d already seen it a few weeks back.

That’s about the best summery of the impression it left. I couldn’t even remember seeing it. Why does t that happen with the food stuff I love?

Bedre end ventet (forventningerne var det arveste l*et) - var ganske udemærket underholdt. Dog mere National Treasure end Indiana Jones..

this movie made me feel like less of a human being. How can I explain myself better? This movie broke me and made me feel sad inside and made me wonder who no one involved in making this movie ever stopped asked "why?" It's the sheer cynicism of it honestly, it's the stink of two dozen teams of screenwriters and reshoots and test screenings and reediting and big paychecks paid out to people who don't deserve them. I don't know why this movie affected me so much but it threw me into such a state of despair that i got off at the wrong bus stop and it took me two hours to get home.

good job Alicia

I came into this really wanting to like it. I am a big fan of the video game reboot. While the vibe of the film is quite true to the games, I wish there had been a little more character development. 

Just the video game reboot, you’ve come to the right place to see an upper class English female get thrashed by nature and bad guys. But Lara dishes it all back by the end. 

What about the Indian dude who wants to ask Lara out in the beginning? We never see him again. It’d be nice if he had tagged along to be the damsel in distress. 

Oh well, we can only hope for a sequel that does better. I would like another, please. Thank you movie gods.

The film is quite generic, but I actually enjoyed it. The girl playing Lara Croft isn't bad, even though she isn't a one-on-one lookalike for her gaming counterpart. The plot maybe generic, but there is fun to be had in Tomb Raider. I'd just recommend playing the game instead though.