Tomb: Raided
Alicia Vikander: Ripped
I'm: Gay

Alicia Vikander vs the army of men with awful facial hair.

alicia vikander’s arm and back muscles... i’m free on thursdays but i will honestly clear my entire schedule at this point just please call me

*incredible* graphics, but way too many cut-scenes. at least they finally got Lara Croft right.

i guess this is an iteration of tomb raider that takes itself more seriously — but in a way, it also doesn’t and that’s what i kinda love about it. there are cheesy one-liners, lara kicks a guy in the balls, there’s a nick frost cameo, for god’s sake. because of that, it reminded me of the silly adventure movies i adored as a kid like the mummy and national treasure. it’s nice that little girls have another action hero to look up to.

I don’t care how many times it’s been said or how many times you’ve had to hear it and I don’t care about the pathetic male “critics” who think lara’s breast size or their personal level of attraction to alicia vikander affects quite literally anything about this movie’s quality I LOVE BADASS WOMEN CHARACTERS and I feel SO blessed to be seeing them become more and more celebrated as I’m growing older and we can reboot everything and anything for all I care if it means we get more sick films like this that just make you feel COOL and on edge and scared and sad and happy and cheerful and fearful and most of all POWERFUL!! Woohooooo!!!!!!!

Vikander ist treffend besetzt und auf der Insel kommt auch ansprechender Abenteuerflair auf. Viel mehr lässt sich bereits nach ein paar Tagen schon nicht mehr berichten, der Rest war scheinbar wenig einprägsam.

In all honesty, this is maybe the actual best video game adaption yet. It accurately captures the vibe of the game (for better or worse) and manages to not shoot itself in the foot halfway in (*cough* Silent Hill *cough*).

It also has frequent shots of Alicia Vikander's abs, and that certainly doesn't hurt.

harmless fun with alicia vikander

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It's, uh, certainly a movie. Watching this to prepare myself for The Man from U.N.C.L.E. rewatch so I can enjoy Alicia alongside the three tall ones, but I guess I'm just not into her even though I know she's a good and cute actress. I mean, I liked her in Ex Machina.

It's not even a bad movie, it's just boring, which is worse since a cardinal sin for a movie (or any kind of entertainment, really) is being boring. Half of the time I forgot it's still playing even though it's blasting in my ears. Is it the best video game movie so far? Yes. Is it a good movie? Hell nah.

Alicia Vikander es el único motivo por el que me he decidido a ver esta película.

Resultado: la película floja y ella maravillosa como siempre

I will say that this is the best video game adaptation. It's not perfect, but it is several steps in the right direction. I will watch it again because the parts which were good were actually good. Like: Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft, the action scenes which looked like they were translated from a video game, the good mixture of serious and self aware.

Look, a star each for Vikander and Goggins, but it's been two hours since I watched the movie and I basically don't remember it.

this was so bad