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  Review by karsten

  not just sort of gay, but actually one of the gayest movies i think i’ve ever seen

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  Review by Jim ★★★★ 13

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  As Sid (Quentin Tarantino) in Sleep With Me says in one glorious monologue: "Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots..... It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways......

  Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go…

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  Review by maria ★★★ 14

  may i offer my scientific assessment? not gay enough

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  Review by BRAT ★★★ 12

  there's no way this is a real movie

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  Review by roby ★★★½ 5

  take my breath away playing 4 times within a 20 minute window is truly unhinged shit. i fuck with it man.

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★½

  I might be the only person who's ever noticed this but this movie has gay undertones?????????

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★★½

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Inarguably, the most exciting movie ever made about a guy deciding to become a teacher.

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  Review by ashley ★★★ 1

  if that "two bros chilling in a hot tub, five-feet apart cuz they're not gay" vine was a major motion picture but with fighter pilots

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  Review by Jacob Elijah Tucker ★★½ 7

  this film is very unrealistic because Tom Cruise does not meet the height requirement to be a pilot

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  Review by Robert Franco 15

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  it's pretty messed up that maverick throws goose's dog tags into the ocean. you'd think, i don't know, he'd give them to his fucking son!

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  Review by josh lewis ★★★★ 4

  very much get the critiques of this but, look, if i have to watch individualist, military propaganda films i would definitely prefer they be Dudes Rock romance melodramas chalk full of sweaty, shirtless men feeling things and staring each other down, beautiful over-saturated colors, motorcycle riding/dogfighting, sunset vista photography, beach volleyball, romantic 80s synth pop/rock and lots of talk about each others butts and hard-ons. tony scott was the absolute goat and through style alone somehow gives even the broadest, dumbest moments in this a genuinely romantic mood and the action scenes a tangible danger/adrenaline. miss him so much

  full discussion on ep 225 of my podcast SLEAZOIDS.

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  Review by Jack Attack ★★★½ 3

  This is just Call Me by Your Name except the peaches are replaced with jets that go really fucking fast.