This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

my seven year old self wants to die

Oh my fucking god-bless you Rimbaud, you filthy French bastard.

arthur: do you love me?
paul: yes
arthur: stabs him in the hand

The way he barked like a dog for 5 minutes...traumatic

ok this movie kind of sucks but the portrayal of rimbaud as a whiny bastard twink is pretty accurate so.

I really did not expect this movie to be anything but the messy bitch that it is and I was not disappointed!! thank you agnieszka holland!! both for maintaining your reputation of having multiple shots of exposed dicks in all of your films, AND for making this movie for me and my fellow messy bitches ONLY.

David Thewlis' lips were really wet throughout the whole movie and I couldn't focus on anything except the smacking and spitty noises he made when he spoke.

“how can i you stupid fuck you shot a hole in my hand”

not this call me by your name from the old days 😭

It should have been more unhinged in its form! It doesn't make much sense to give Verlaine and Rimbaud a conventional period piece treatment (I'm saying this as someone who loves period pieces and often finds them subversive). The structure itself seems at odds with the story. There are some exquisite scenes, but overall, it takes the drama of it all too seriously and consequently fails to make something touching or memorable.

Leo is the perfect Rimbaud though. I can't stress that enough. I think he was born to play him. And if I didn't have such a strong attachment to Titanic, I would call this his best performance.

while i was watching this film i learned how to wiggle my ears so do with that information what you will

barking dicaprio🥰

gay

twink leo pls lemme talk to u

i feel like i’m one of the 5 people that rewatched this but this is genuinely my favourite bad movie because whenever you think it couldn’t get crazier it just does

i don't know if i've ever had more fun watching this, please watch it with a friend too you will not regret it.

o leonardo dicaprio e o david thewlis como um casal foi a coisa mais aleatória e perturbadora que eu já vi na vida

this movie is probably one of the worst i’ve seen it’s traumatizing tbh

although points for leonardo dicaprio

this was so bad i kinda liked it

literally what the hell even is this also i should not have been watching this at 15

first of all i can put up with the constant bare butt, but the front was uncalled for leonardo. anyways isnt he supposed to be french or english is this satire like it seems too serious for the other actors to be satire? also i thought The Beach was a joke, but this, this is something different,
LOOLOL WHAT I WROTE THIS BEFORE THEY RANDOMLY CHOPPED OFF HIS LEG IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND

absolutely on the edge of my seat and sanity with this one, boys and goys