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  Review by Mike Roseingrave ★★½ 6

  Ingredients
  1 cup Ben Stiller (plain or regular)
  1 cup Eddie Murphy (100% Norbit free)
  1 ½ tablespoons Matthew Broderick (check the best-before date)
  1 teaspoon Alan Alda (get the evil whole stuff, not the mash)
  1 bunch of Generic Supporting Cast (the more eclectic the better)
  1 heaped cup Generic Heist Plot Line (use an old The Italian Job if you've nothing better lying around)
  100g Skyscraper Set Piece Action (with extra rope dangling)
  1 Macguffin

  Method
  1. Just add water and kind of mush everything together.

  Serves Fewer than the movie execs hoped.

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  Review by jaywill ★★★ 4

  The audacity to include a Shrek balloon in the parade but not a Donkey one, with Eddie Murphy standing RIGHT THERE

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  Review by lauren ★★★ 3

  and in true brett ratner fashion, those included in the thanks to section in the credits include kanye west, roman polanski and donald trump

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  Review by Philip ★★½ 2

  It's easy to imagine that in a few years time the following conversation will happen in hundreds of homes:

  "So did you just go to bed when you came in?"

  "Actually no, I turned on the TV and ended up watching this crappy movie."

  "What was it?"

  "Oh, it was called Penthouse Robbery or Apartment Theft or something."

  "Any good?"

  "I can't remember any of it, but yeah it was actually pretty ok!"

  
  Tower Heist - adequately watchable

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  Review by bree 🪐 ★★★½

  this movie said eat the rich and i’m here for it

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe ★★★ 1

  Pretty average! In a non offensive way, really. Wish it had a less boring title and some extension on some of its earlier scenes (and I watched the extended edition- still somehow lacking in the earlier learning-to-steal montages.) I also don't know what Ben Stiller's accent is for some of this movie.

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  Review by DirkH ★★

  For a film filled with comedians it is shockingly unfunny. It has its moments, but for the most part the unique talent of Mr. Ratner takes over. I bet he could make chilli peppers taste bland.

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  Review by Ronnie Lewis ★★★½

  Damn, for the first hour of this movie I'm thinking to myself wow, this is a criminally underrated Movie, Eddie Murphy is hilarious, Tea Leoni plays a drunk incredibly well.... Then the reveal happens and I think, oh yeah that's right. This movie is absolutely ridiculous. Add the fact that it just abruptly ends. Like it's over. Just a little check up on some characters and then boom.... Credits. So yeah this movie is forgotten to History, but it's still funny and worth a watch.

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  Review by nadine smith ★★ 4

  logan sucky

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  Review by SCHIZO BAILEY, FBI (enclave arc) 🦅 ★★★★★ 8

  saw Tower Heist last night. It was hilarious! I dare say that it's funnier than The Other Guys!

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  Review by Danica ★★★ 2

  i got to hear casey affleck say “she makes lesbian sex” and he also briefly held a dog so i had a good time

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  Review by OliviaDay ★★★★ 1

  OCEAN’S 11, 2 POINT O BITCH