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  Review by 🇵🇱 Steve G 🇵🇸 ★★★★½ 234

  Choose Letterboxd. Choose films. Choose downloading the app. Choose paying money for a membership just so you don’t have to see some fucker adding 500 films to their watchlist. Choose following a few thousand people and then never reading a fucking word they say. Choose writing “Read the full review on my website!” knowing full well no cunt is ever going to follow that link. Choose asking Sally Jane Black to watch Rogue Nation and then seeing her do a Chantal Akerman marathon instead. Choose mithering the cunts on Twitter that you can’t get your lists to work. Choose refreshing it seven dozen times in the evening because it’s fucking broke again. Choose getting death threats over your opinions on…

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  Review by Leticia Fernandes ★★★★ 3

  ewan mcgregor: choose this choose that choose choose choose choose choose
  me, indecisive as fuck: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  Review by karsten ★★★★ 9

  you know how you can smell certain movies? yeah, this one smells like cigarettes and feces.

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  Review by Larry ★★★★★ 10

  The word "trainspotting" can mean alot of things.

  It literally translates to the phyisical act of watching trains, whether it be for a hobby or for recreation.

  It's also commonly used among junkies to signal the track marks it leaves on the arms of addicts.

  In the context of Danny Boyle's masterpiece, the word means all of the above. The life of a heroin addict could be summed up as the act of watching trains. You are watching hundreds of lives pass you by as the train speeds past. There are people going many different places. There are people coming from heartbreaks and there are people heading towards a new life. The addict isn't a part of all this. He…

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  Review by teddy ★★★★★ 2

  ewan macgregor in a crop top saved cinema just saying

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  Review by 🐷 ★★★ 10

  what the fuck was anyone saying

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  Review by kayla ★★★★½ 6

  “1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.”

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  Review by sophie ★★★★★ 2

  "wow, trainspotting has really changed my life. It's made me decide I'm never gonna do heroin" -me, a bitch who was never gonna do heroin anyway

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  Review by muriel ★★★★½ 2

  ewan mcgregor wearing a crop top did more for the film industry than spielberg's entire filmography

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  Review by maria ★★★★ 4

  weel noo a'm feelin' an overwhelming urge tae clean mah toilet 'n' then masell

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  Review by Jay ★★★★ 5

  ye ever wanty just tie yer arm up nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the heroin and blow yersel up tae fuck

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  Review by liam f ★★★★½

  it's not too often that you find a film with an equal proportion of female nudity to male nudity and in all honesty it's rather refreshing