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  Review by Dom ★★★★ 2

  Somehow both very clever and very mediocre, this film reminds me a lot of myself.

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  Review by aliyah ★★★★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  a feature length adaptation of that one spider-man meme

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  Review by Harlequin ★★★★★ 62

  My new mission here in life, is to make people aware of this amazingly good film. Triangle is way too underrated, and should be applauded for so many different reasons. The acting is, in my opinion, flawless. Everyone involved helps with making the set very believable. The film deals with stories we all have seen before, but still makes it very unique and so interesting to follow. I found myself guessing and guessing, right up until the end of it. It's a bit of a mind twister. Even the title Triangle has more than one meaning.

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  Review by alex todd 🧟‍♂️ ★★★★ 17

  the fact that this film doesn’t really make sense and i’m still giving it 4 stars really says something

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  Review by clementine ★★★★

  who wrote this? pass that shit haha

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  Review by Marianna Neal ★★★★ 5

  You know how some movies do that thing, where one character randomly decides to explain some sort of historical or fictional reference to the rest of the characters (but mostly the viewers), just so the movie eventually can tie in this half-baked metaphor to seem cooler? Well, Triangle has that scene, but it turns out it actually matters and this IS a really cool, interesting, and very underrated horror thriller.

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  Review by Mr. DuLac ★★★★½ 3

  I feel like I know this place.
  -Jess

  One of the rare films that I wanted to rewatch as soon as my initial viewing was over. Marketed as a horror film, it's much more of a psychological thriller that concerns itself with being a great original film rather then simply something that would appeal to the masses. That is also the reason why this film has mostly lingered in obscurity while bad films that are considered the same genre got all the attention the same year. Triangle is simply too smart for it's own good.

  I only remember bits and pieces of Creep, but greatly enjoyed Severance earlier this month. They're both from writer/director Christopher Smith with Triangle being his…

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  Review by Nora ★★ 10

  There is a good film somewhere in here, but what we got wasn’t that unfortunately. I think my biggest issue with Triangle is that it abandons the logic it presents and slowly digs the film’s hole deeper and deeper until the writer says “Fuck it, that’s too much work.”

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  Review by {Todd} ★★★

  "I have a son" -Jess, every 2-3 minutes.

  Woh, this is fun. I thought I was tuning in for a slasher film but nope...just an old fashioned Sisyphus mind fuck.

  The plot...people go out on a boat and stuff happens and then stuff happens and then stuff happens again. I don't normally do this but the less you know the better. This starts a little bit slow but now that I have seen the full movie I understand better why that happened. In fact, overall this is a movie that is best left unjudged until the very end.

  Triangle is a solid recommend to horror fans that haven't seen it and really anyone interested in bizarre plots and films that are #deep. Back in high school I would have wanted to go out for coffee and cigarettes to discuss this afterwards. Now I'll just sip some whiskey and think about what the fuck just happened.

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  Review by MarcJR ★★★★★ 12

  Without a doubt, the best psychological horror film of the late 2000’s!

  Whoever claimed that Ari Aster’s Midsommer was the first to use broad daylight to a terrifying effect, is yet to encounter Christopher Smith’s puzzling, ship-bound slasher.

  It defies any moment of questionable logic by using creative storytelling techniques to build inexorable mystery and suspense, while executing its concept sharply through exploring themes of tainted motherhood and the cruel cycle of life on earth…or should I say, the ocean.

  The entire cast is excellent, but Melissa George is truly outstanding here. Her acting range is beyond impressive, seamlessly transitioning through a spectrum of personality changes and genuine emotion that should be considered one of her best on-screen performances to date.

  It’s is an axe-swinging, blood-splattered, nautical groundhog-nightmare that takes innovative horror filmmaking to the next level, and just like its protagonist’s doomed fate, it’s an experience made for endless viewings.

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  Review by Kaijuman ★★★★½ 3

  Dude I thought this was just a slasher film on a boat. What the fuck.

  I mean, I love me some sea-based horror (as I always say) and the killer looked cool, so I was down for a bloody good time. I certainly got that, just in ways I couldn’t have expected.

  The first half is pretty damn solid. Sailing goes bad when the wind completely vanishes and a group of friends meet up with the storm of the century, only to find out things can get much worse when the board a ghost ship with a masked killer on board. Im down! That’s a cool premise and the ghost ship is cold and eerie.

  Sweet, what’s next? I’m not…

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  Review by Rafael "Parker!!" Jovine ★★★★ 14

  ENCOURAGED BY Rose

  Talking about a film that has been on my radar for a very long while, and finally got me conviced to give it a watch after long LB pal Rose reviewed it and a few others give the good eye to it. I'll be gone deeper into spoiler conversation and my thoughts on all theories on the meaning behind the film.

  For what it is, this is a very convoluted yet exciting small horror film that relies less on the spectacle and more on the actual story. This is a thinking piece that will push you to guess what's happening in a way that comes as interesting. And not trying to throw shades at I'm Thinking of…