1. do you get along with your parents?
a) you do
b) no actually, your mother died birthing you and your father has stewed in resentment for all the years of your life
c) yes, your mother tells your boyfriend while he sits drunk on the floor that she was relieved when her husband died, partially because of you. finally she could be free
d) maybe. you finally stand up for yourself in a kitchen and tell them- not in words- that you do love them. you just won't be their martyr anymore.
2. do you want that baby?
b) yes, it was there unattended in the parking lot and so i stole it anyway because i miscarried…