FINALLY this horrible Noah Centineo marathon is over, and it ended with possibly the worst one.
Turkles is an insufferable experience. I don’t blame the child actors, but either the direction was just horse shit or the adult actors just didn’t give a single fuck about the movie they were making. Also horrible was the sound design, lighting, cinematography, and the awful script. I can’t believe someone could actually conceive such horrible dialogue for a motion picture, yet here we are I suppose.
And I know it was made with the best intentions of preserving sea life and turtle lives, but I draw the line when actual quality filmmaking takes a backseat to a hammy message.
Don’t watch this unless you’re ready for torture. Or “qUaLiTy iNdePenDAnT CiNeMa” as the opening title card says. Ugh.
Verdict: LIGHT 1/10