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  Review by aliyah ★

  the things i do for janelle monáe

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★ 6

  For a disposable piece of children’s entertainment that features Pit Bull as the voice of a one-eyed, party-mad puppy named Ugly Dog, there’s something refreshingly straightforward about how “UglyDolls” goes about its agenda. At no point in its mercifully brief running time does this colorful pop confection pretend that it’s anything more than an 88-minute commercial for an innocuous brand of plush toys, and for that we should be grateful. Sure, it’s not as psychedelic as “Trolls,” nor as impressive a monument to the mediocrity of late capitalism as “The Angry Birds Movie,” but at a time when the typical animated movie spends $100 million trying to exhaust its young audience into submission, it’s kinda nice to see one that…

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  Review by Nicholas Faron ½ 6

  Am I the only one who felt insulted after watching this film?

  Like, I can't be and I'm coming out and saying that this was even worse than 'The Emoji Movie'. There I said it.

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  Review by Kyler🎄 ★ 7

  The Director of Shrek 2 and the producer of Spy Kids were behind this. 💀

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  Review by Molotera ★★

  Broke: Uglydolls is another superficial animated film aimed at children

  Woke: Uglydolls is Schindler's List but animated and for children

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  Review by quinn ★½

  nick jonas voices film's first gay fascist

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  Review by MabelRoseFoam 2

  PITBULL AS UGLYDOG

  edit: mr fucking worldwide is in dis movie. its the greatest fucking performance in the world

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  Review by Austin Burke ★½ 2

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  Wow, this movie was rough to get through. The only redeeming factor (for me and many kids) is the lesson underneath. Now, this lesson is in your face, obvious and spelled out for you; but kids may get something out of that. In terms of technical aspects, voice-acting, story and basically everything necessary to make a good movie; it’s awful. It’s not just full of pop stars trying to make a quick buck, it’s full of horrendous dialogue. The songs aren’t the worst but the placement over this animation and story take it down in quality (for me). I don’t even remember what the story was because it’s so unmemorable. My…

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  Review by Logan Van Winkle ★★ 1

  After ten minutes of talking at full volume, me pulling out my phone with the brightness at 100%, and Jonah saying “fuck,” we realized that a mother and daughter snuck in after the trailers and were in the theater with us. The daughter brought her very own UglyDoll and we ruined this movie for her.

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  Review by naranjita ★★★★★ 7

  cus when you’re all dolled up no one has to know just how flawed you’re feelin

  yes it’s orange rates a movie that most people view as bad 5 stars and tries to justify it time!! omg like when the movie started i was like not expecting that much but it just progressively and progressively got better n better for me ugh like the songs...bops. the voice acting and cast is so GOOD i didn’t rly even know who was who till i looked it up and was so surprised to see the voices bc like they just blended so good with the character neway the plot sometimes didn’t make sense but.. idc it was fun the concept is cute…

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  Review by colin... ★ 1

  I know most of you weren't here when I first reviewed this... but I swear to fucking god.

  This movie is genuinely a brilliant commentary on religion and I wish it were a better film on its own to warrant such a beautiful metaphor. However, it sucks. That being said, looking at the director's credits, it's confusing, because there's Shrek 2 and Spirit, but also Gnomeo and Juliet and the new Smurfs film. This pulls me into a state of confusion about whether the abomination of an animating job done on this is intentional or not. It makes me question whether this was an actual film or a joke. I don't know. My best friend and I made a video…

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  Review by Late Movie Reviews ★ 3

  I cried like 8 times