2022 Directed by Ruben Fleischer
A young street-smart, Nathan Drake and his wisecracking partner Victor “Sully” Sullivan embark on a dangerous pursuit of “the greatest treasure never found” while also tracking clues that may lead to Nathan’s long-lost brother.
Tom Holland Mark Wahlberg Sophia Ali Tati Gabrielle Antonio Banderas Steven Waddington Rudy Pankow Tiernan Jones Pingi Moli Jesús Evita Georgia Goodman Diarmaid Murtagh Joseph Balderrama Serena Posadino Alana Boden Jonathan Failla Anthony Thomas Peter Seaton-Clark Robert Maaser Eskindir Tesfay Manuel de Blas Carme Capdet Julia Schunevitsch Alois Knapps Patricia Meeden Nolan North Matt Barkley Pilou Asbæk Jimmy Hart Show All…
Charles Roven Avi Arad Art Marcum Matt Holloway Alex Gartner Ruben Fleischer Ari Arad Carter Swan Tom Holland David Bernad Neil Druckmann Bob Dohrmann Evan Wells Asad Qizilbash
Cornelia Ott Nenad Pečur Daniel Chour Michael Fissneider Stefan Speth Florian Müller Calla Klessig David Ingram Alejandro Cymerman Patricia Woerler
Elli Griff Nebojša Tabački Petra Ringleb Ana Saric Wilko Drews Julian Burger Penélope Gómez Christian Meinherz Jordan J. Melo Florian Radloff
Chas Jarrett Thomas Elder-Groebe Edwin Rivera Shrijeet Modi Tara Mason Frédéric Gaudin Prithvi Parmar
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Неизведанное: Удача Дрейка, Ārpus kartes, ผจญภัยล่าขุมทรัพย์สุดขอบโลก, 언차티드, 秘境探險, Uncharted - Fuera del Mapa, Uncharted - Fora do Mapa (2022), 神秘海域
It’s far more rewarding to watch a cutscene compilation of the games on YouTube
It used to be that video game movies were bad because video games didn’t give movies enough to work with; say what you will about Annabel Jankel and Rocky Morton’s “Super Mario Bros.,” but they had to do something to flesh out a story that basically amounted to “Italian stereotype runs from left to right.” Nowadays, in an age when interactive epics are so vast and cinematic that Playstation characters are regularly played by movie stars (and sometimes even modeled to resemble major filmmakers), it seems that video game movies are bad because video games give movies way too much to work with.
No big screen adaptation of “Uncharted” could ever hope to match the globe-trotting, rope-swinging, plane-exploding excitement of…
Tom Holland has officially solidified himself as the logo and trademark for unoriginal high-budget corporate garbage.
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It would seem that Uncharted as a screen adaptation would be pretty difficult to fuck up. Lost temples and tombs, car chases and double-crosses and globetrotting. Mystical ancient lore and buried treasure. All of Uncharted is Adventure Heaven. In the hands of any dependable action director from the 80s or 90s and a solid cast, this property would've been at least a little bit exciting, but unfortunately, it's 2022 and we're stuck with Ruben Fleischer and Tom Holland. Everything - from the rubbery CGI to the lifeless banter and the dreadful (and practically non-existent) action set-pieces - is underwhelming here. Typical Sony corporate mediocrity. There's basically only one scene where they do any sort of tomb-raiding and it's packed…
two stars for nolan north cameo and for the playstation logo making me see joel & ellie on a big screen
tom holland can explore my uncharted territories any day
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Edit: Even if this wasn't Uncharted but its own movie it was pretty generic and uninspired. Enjoyable but unmemorable. Definitely more of just a mindless action movie I'll never watch again.
really unconvincing. nothing like the games. when i played them nate died at least 50 times
unsurprised that my vulgar auterist worshipping ass loved this piece of shit. it's Venom levels of cheesy, and hey kudos to Tom for trying to escape his dorky Peter Parker typecast, even if he wasn't remotely successful.
what a dumb, stupid piece of shit, gigantic waste of film reel that I fucking adored wholeheartedly.
who the fuck wanted to write a movie where a twenty year old Indiana Jones cosplayer beats a group of generic ass goons up with a cocktail mixer? that's fucking hilarious. i fucking love this shitty movie.
y'all are going to hate this.
Aesthetically, this looked like if Tomb Raider was filmed like a Hallmark movie. That’s the only way I can express how awful this is on the eyes.
