unsurprised that my vulgar auterist worshipping ass loved this piece of shit. it's Venom levels of cheesy, and hey kudos to Tom for trying to escape his dorky Peter Parker typecast, even if he wasn't remotely successful.
what a dumb, stupid piece of shit, gigantic waste of film reel that I fucking adored wholeheartedly.
who the fuck wanted to write a movie where a twenty year old Indiana Jones cosplayer beats a group of generic ass goons up with a cocktail mixer? that's fucking hilarious. i fucking love this shitty movie.
y'all are going to hate this.