"I guess I'm not trained for this"
When Jerry Seinfeld, Big Ed Hurley and Mike Ehrmantraut hijack a train and use it to launch missiles to extort money from the U.S. Government, probably to help fund quiet drapes, only one person to can save the world: Steve Seagal.
If you could read past my first paragraph filled to the brim with popular television show references to get those likes pumping, here's my actual review: it's fun, hilarious, cheesy, and reminds me of usual '90's sequels.
The long forgotten "'90's Sequel" is a very unusual sort of sequel, because it's not really a sequel at all, more so a remake. Sequels in the '90's usually remake the original film but place…