2016 Directed by Anna Foerster
Vampire death dealer Selene fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her. With her only allies, David and his father Thomas, she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Kate Beckinsale Theo James Tobias Menzies Lara Pulver Bradley James Peter Andersson James Faulkner Clementine Nicholson Daisy Head Oliver Stark Charles Dance Zuzana Stivínová Brian Caspe Jan Nemejovský Sveta Driga Dan Bradford David Bowles Tomas Fisher Rostislav Novák ml. Eva Larvoire Jiri N. Jelinek Marielle Tepper Jordan Haj Daniel Pietrucha Jakub Kropáček Sára Arnsteinová Irena Morisakova Terezie Kovalova Tomas Fingerland Show All…
Anna Foerster Skip Williamson David Kern Gary Lucchesi Tom Rosenberg Len Wiseman Richard S. Wright James McQuaide Eric Reid Henry Winterstern Ben Waisbren
"...fuck."
I wish Kate Beckinsale would somersault over my head and rip my entire spine out of my living body, too.
When you think this franchise couldn't possibly get any worse...
It's unintentionally hilarious when it's trying so hard to have a plot, then it realizes it can't and surrenders to frenetic brutality in a uneven mix of surprisingly good effects and some occasional bad CGI, loud mayhem and Kate Beckinsale being hot and badass in spandex. Plus I had to watch it dubbed in portuguese and that only enhanced the whole experience.
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I have no shame in admitting that I loveloveLOVE the first Underworld and not just because it was originally released on my birthday (although seeing my birthdate on the poster was awesome). It’s just a really fun movie and Kate Beckinsale is so amazing and beautiful. I also really like part 2, but this is a rare (for me) series where each sequel just steps down a bit from the one before it. Like, I probably wouldn’t make a ranked list of these because it would just be the order in which they were released with this being in 5th place. Still, it’s pretty entertaining even if it’s nowhere near…
1 Hour 31 Minutes - Rated R
Adventure - Action - Horror
Directed by Anna Foerster
Like Selene "I no longer fear death".. for I have come to fear something far more sinister and vile! The very thought of it sends shivers up and down my spine and makes me quake in my boots! Minus the spandex of course for surely it would take hours of labor intensive manpower to get me into the damn thing!
Besides the bloodbath of all the Underworld films combined would pale in comparison to the bloodbath that would ensue should the spandex perimeter be breached and give way there would be massive carnage and fatalities! ;-) But I digress.. And that fear of which…
I liked that this film tied up a few loose ends from Underworld Awakening. It’s still the typical action packed vampires vs. lycans film you’d expect out of this series and the fights were not disappointing. I loved the introduction of another vampire coven hidden on a frozen hillside. They were quite badass and added a new level of storyline to this series that I quite enjoyed. The ending left me wondering if there will be another Underworld, or if this is truly the last one?! Either way, this one tied up loose ends and left me feeling very happy about the way it ended, if this is truly the end of Selene’s story.
It's typical underworld meets GOT in a really brutal king of the North / the wall rip off and it just gets worse and worse. Some fun action but overall the series is in full B movie territory here
Finished watching Underworld Blood Wars. I've always enjoyed the series despite them not really being great films. If you are a fan of the previous films this installment provides enough vampire badassery to not disappoint.
The story is a bit convoluted though, even for a series where story has always been secondary to action. Overall a 5.5 out of 10.
I was so utterly confused by almost everything and yet I've seen all the other movies and the "previously on Underworld" DBZ recap bull shit at the beginning didn't help. I like the first one but all these others just blend together in my mind. On the plus side this one is at times unintentionally hilarious.
Well that was a sequel that nobody but the producers needed. It's been far too long since the last entry in this series and my vague memory of that is that it wasn't very good. Carbon copy characters, generic action, incomprehensible plot. A few new ideas and a wonderfully over the top performance from Lara Pulver cannot save this turkey.
So it looks like yesterday I was able to utilize a mobile hotspot to post the reviews on the sites that I post them on. If it holds up, this will be what I use for the next week or so as the appointment to have it fixed was made for next Friday. Funny thing about that is that we were informed by our provider that their people came to perform some improvements that, apparently, left us without service and a few other people as well. They didn't say this when they contacted us, I just mean that a neighbor's friend is going through the same thing. They don't say anything about coming to fix their mistake though, since it…
So caught up in its own mythology it's devoid of character, but has some nice moments and Lara Pulver is a great baddie.
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