"...fuck."

I wish Kate Beckinsale would somersault over my head and rip my entire spine out of my living body, too.

When you think this franchise couldn't possibly get any worse...

It's unintentionally hilarious when it's trying so hard to have a plot, then it realizes it can't and surrenders to frenetic brutality in a uneven mix of surprisingly good effects and some occasional bad CGI, loud mayhem and Kate Beckinsale being hot and badass in spandex. Plus I had to watch it dubbed in portuguese and that only enhanced the whole experience.

This series keeps tryna ice skate uphill.

God damn could this movie get any shorter?

There doesn't seem to be much point in reviewing this critic-proof fifth installation in a series, so instead, I answer your burning questions about it over at The Verge, including "How much is this like Game Of Thrones" (surprisingly!), "Is this movie fun?" (not very!) and "What's the most ridiculous thing that happens in this movie?" (I've got a list for you, honey.)

A lazy, the acting and the CG were god awful, terribly edited action, bland characters, poorly rendered visual effects, and endless gaping plot holes. And there are scenes where people are shooting at each other but the bullets seem to not exist.

Even with 2016 not being over, Underworld: Blood Wars manages to start off 2017 on a bad note and it also somehow surpasses Awakening as the worst entry in the franchise, suffering from endless gaping plot holes, poor effects, bland characters, phoned-in performances (even from Kate Beckinsale), sloppy editing, a stunning lack of enjoyment, and the fact that it has no reason at all to exist.

"Underworld: Blood Wars" is exactly the type of movie you'd expect it to be giving that it's the first wide release of the year. There wasn't a single second of fun in this disastrously edited, painfully boring, and poorly written thing. The cast are all phoning it in, and there are times where you can't tell what the hell is going on due to how poor the lighting is. It's not fun or stylish enough to be a fun action flick and it's not over the top enough to be "so bad its good". Just a dull dud.

I like the addition of snow vampires. I feel like the theme of this series is “we couldn’t get all the actors to come back...”

妖夜尋狼: 世紀血戰 (Underworld: Blood Wars)
谷阿莫上身，電影一開始超精簡地交代了頭四集劇情，之後很快就進入狀態，連場吸血鬼與狼人的兩族打鬥以及同族內戰，總算沒有悶場。但劇情沒有新意，奸角大佬再強也都是死於愚昧。

This film is trying soooo very hard to have a plot, but nope 👎 either way vampires and werewolves fighting and then throw in Kate Becksale and you have a winner!

Each Underworld film gets increasingly worse

So far the best film of the franchise!

Finished Underworld: Blood Wars and yep, still fucking badass! It’s a shame that Kate won’t be coming back for the sixth film though. If you look at Blood Wars, it’s pretty much a final wrap on the franchise. A sixth film should focus on the first vampire Lycan war that way, it closes out the films on a high note.

I thought I had seen this and just forgot it all. I hadn't seen it. Not even some of it. Its pretty boring though. It picks up a bit at the end. Its bad but I don't hate it. I dont hate awakening either but this series has definitely run its course. This is movie 5 and the first most powerful immortal was killed in the 2nd movie so......

Z REVIEW - 3/5 stars.

This was...alright, I guess?

Some food fight scenes, and yeah, what you’d expect from an Underworld movie but something just felt ‘off’? And I can’t pinpoint what exactly.

Theyve left the ending kind of open, but dear god, please no more. Blood Wars was a very anticlimactic ending to this movie franchise. 

Recommended, if you’re a fan.
But wouldn’t bother watching again.

Two minutes before the movie ends there are two instances with some extreme gore that, I must admit, were pretty awesome. Apart from that this was just as bland and unnecessary as the previous one.
My biggest problem with these films is that they take themselves way too seriously and it was never truer than in the case of Blood Wars. The only time the Underworld series had at least some fun with its premise was when Michael Sheen and Bill Nighy were in it. Kate Beckinsale may have been the prettiest, but her character was never interesting; so when she had her two big moments in this film, I felt absolutely nothing (even though the movie was trying really hard to convince me that I'm witnessing something epic).

If anyone ever considered checking out this franchise, I would recommend them to watch the first three and never to bother with the rest.

These fuckers breath SO loudly you’d think they were alive

wat this foul piece of media [2]

THAT WAS IT?? Aside from a few interesting ideas and some really fun gore, this manages to be just okay. It also just kind of ends out of nowhere like “and that’s that” 

Disappointed.