2016 Directed by Anna Foerster
Vampire death dealer Selene fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her. With her only allies, David and his father Thomas, she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Kate Beckinsale Theo James Tobias Menzies Lara Pulver Bradley James Peter Andersson James Faulkner Clementine Nicholson Daisy Head Oliver Stark Charles Dance Zuzana Stivínová Brian Caspe Jan Nemejovský Sveta Driga Dan Bradford David Bowles Tomas Fisher Rostislav Novák ml. Eva Larvoire Jiri N. Jelinek Marielle Tepper Jordan Haj Daniel Pietrucha Jakub Kropáček Sára Arnsteinová Irena Morisakova Terezie Kovalova Tomas Fingerland Show All…
Anna Foerster Skip Williamson David Kern Gary Lucchesi Tom Rosenberg Len Wiseman Richard S. Wright James McQuaide Eric Reid Henry Winterstern Ben Waisbren
"...fuck."
I wish Kate Beckinsale would somersault over my head and rip my entire spine out of my living body, too.
When you think this franchise couldn't possibly get any worse...
It's unintentionally hilarious when it's trying so hard to have a plot, then it realizes it can't and surrenders to frenetic brutality in a uneven mix of surprisingly good effects and some occasional bad CGI, loud mayhem and Kate Beckinsale being hot and badass in spandex. Plus I had to watch it dubbed in portuguese and that only enhanced the whole experience.
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I have no shame in admitting that I loveloveLOVE the first Underworld and not just because it was originally released on my birthday (although seeing my birthdate on the poster was awesome). It’s just a really fun movie and Kate Beckinsale is so amazing and beautiful. I also really like part 2, but this is a rare (for me) series where each sequel just steps down a bit from the one before it. Like, I probably wouldn’t make a ranked list of these because it would just be the order in which they were released with this being in 5th place. Still, it’s pretty entertaining even if it’s nowhere near…
1 Hour 31 Minutes - Rated R
Adventure - Action - Horror
Directed by Anna Foerster
Like Selene "I no longer fear death".. for I have come to fear something far more sinister and vile! The very thought of it sends shivers up and down my spine and makes me quake in my boots! Minus the spandex of course for surely it would take hours of labor intensive manpower to get me into the damn thing!
Besides the bloodbath of all the Underworld films combined would pale in comparison to the bloodbath that would ensue should the spandex perimeter be breached and give way there would be massive carnage and fatalities! ;-) But I digress.. And that fear of which…
Underworld: Awakening is where this franchise started to lose me.
Underworld: Blood Wars is where this franchise has COMPLETELY lost me.
There is NOTHING original in this movie and nothing to justify its own existence. They just simply wanted to make another cash grab.
I love Kate Beckinsale, but her talents are WASTED on this film!
i hate to be a film snob and i totally support bad movies that are fun to watch but this wasn’t even that it was boring and draining and dumb and dull and the only reason i even sat through the entire thing was tywin lannister and kate beckinsale in leather
While I don't feel the first few films were outstanding by any means, they were fun and encapsulated that leather/goth/sex aesthetic of the early '00s.
This felt like one giant identity crisis. Is it an epilogue to the last film? Is it trying to set up for more or is it both? It just wasn't fun. A HUGE part of me would like to see one last film to tie everything up but the other part of me thinks it's best to let this one go.
I invented a drinking game. Take a shot every time you see a scene that isn't tinted in blue. You're welcome, you will never need to drink anything.
I'm more invested in the Underworld franchise than the average moviegoer, that is to say, I'm invested at all. Underworld started out strong with the simple premise "vampires vs Werewolves but everybody is dressed like they're in the matrix" it began as two great back-to-back movies that make a fine double-feature, then the mediocre prequel when they weren't sure if star Kate Beckinsale was gonna return, when she did return they made a terrible next to no budget sequel that had about 5 locations and less than 40 actors in its cast,…
The charm and fun of waiting outside your doctor's office after he called you to say; "I've seen the tests and... we need to talk."
I couldn't believe how bad the CGI was for the Lycans. They brought acting talent to the table, but mostly wasted it. The vampires really need a fashion makeover. The black rubber clothes, the fangs that look fake. The nice vampires look much better. It's like a very bad costume party. At this point it doesn't even seem like they're trying.
The one with Kate Beckinsale in a skin-tight PVC suit that still managed to make me fall asleep.
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