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  Review by Jizzmonkey ★★ 2

  If anyone has Selene's outfit, the one she actually wore, let me know. I have Whoopi Goldberg's gym gear available to swap.

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  Review by 𝚮𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖉𝖊 🎃🕯️👻 ★ 24

  The ending of this one is almost exactly the same as the first movie and Marco Beltrami even uses the same Paul Haslinger's track to score it, which is the best example for how useless this movie is. The runtime is hilariously padded with 7-minute long unnecessary prologue and the scattered flashbacks from the first movie, that must have taken at least 10 minutes altogether.

  Between those endings there's a very dumb and boring plot where the only thing that captured my interest was the ridiculous sex scene. What on Earth was he thrusting into? Does he not know where the vagina is?

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  Review by Rafael "Parker!!" Jovine ★★★ 9

  Fuera de serie: Sexy Fangs, Funny Faces & Reservoir Wolves

  The battle between the werewolves and vampires takes a back seat as our heroine has some unfinished business with her own kind.

  Again, the film is pretty engaging thanks to its great lore, which has been expanded as we learn more about the betrayals and lies that surround these two clans and which we had already been given a taste of in the first movie. Furthermore, the action is more present with a few great set scenes, concluding in a third act that in my opinion is better and more exciting than almost 80% of the movies that make up the MCU franchise, who to this day has a problem in…

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  Review by DirkH ★★½ 13

  Dear Mrs. Beckinsale,

  After the depressing Catwoman and Elektra I'd like to thank you for restoring my faith in leather clad women.

  Thank you. Really.

  Sincerely,
  Me

  
  P.S. Your film was a wonderfully gorgeous piece of astounding mediocrity. Well done!

  
  P.P.S. Cinebro, you were right!

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  Review by Tears_in_Rain ★★★★ 8

  Now that's more like it.

  When I revisited Underworld, I was just looking for a fun, over-the-top action film with monsters, and some of the other trappings of horror. Unfortunately, however, it didn't really deliver on the action component, with the exception of the final ten minutes or so. Well, this sequel more than makes up for that. This really hit the spot. Where the first one felt mostly bereft of inventive action sequences, this thing is bursting at the seams with them. It also amps up the horror side of the equation as well, with a metric ton of delightful gore and brutal kills. And, there's plenty of monster on monster action this time around.

  I also loved most…

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  Review by Arkham Knight Rider ★★★★★ 5

  I masterbated to the sex scene with Kate Becinsale and the hot werewolf guy when I was younger

  Don't lie to me. You did the same too.

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  Review by haley ★★★ 2

  much like the first underworld, this is pretty predictable with a plot that's kind of all over the place, but still very fun. it's just so absurd that you can't help but enjoy it.

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  Review by Travis Lytle ★★★½

  Picking up where the blue-tinged, new millennium-gothic "Underworld" left off, Len Wiseman's "Underworld: Evolution" fills the screen with more of the same vampire versus werewolf action that drove the first film. The war between the supernatural beasts continues, mixing horror and action to entertaining effect. As with the first film, the style outweighs the substance; but, still, the sequel offers a blood-soaked, bullets-a-flyin' good time.

  Kate Beckinsale returns as Selene, a vampire in league with a vampire/werewolf hybrid whose ancestry is of interest to both sets of monsters. The narrative supplies enough lore and forward story motion to make things interesting, and the mythology of the burgeoning franchise compels. As with the first film, however, the story suffocates under the…

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  Review by Héctor ★★★

  Great movie with awesome special effects but all the flashback was extremely annoying, I know it's part of the plot to see the past, but it bugged the hell out of me. Overall though, this was a cool flick and Kate Beckinsale looked sexy as always.

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  Review by RepoJack ★★★ 7

  Is Kate Beckinsale Nicole Kidman's brunette younger sister? There's a scene where they look exactly alike except for the hair.

  This was a step down from the original. The dialogue is corny as hell and the story is so much more convoluted than it needs to be. I watched this, scratched my head, and read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, and then scratched my head again.

  The action is fun and the creature designs and effects are excellent. I love the way Marcus, the head vampire, has these wickedly long wing-talons that he stabs with abandon. The head werewolf is essentially a cross-breed of the werewolves from The Howling mated with the albino werewolf from Ginger Snaps.

  Only Kate as Selene is somewhat like-able in this. Bill Nighy and Michael Sheen don't count as they are barely in the movie.

  But it feeds my current need for more werewolf mayhem.

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  Review by Theo ★★

  I find it funny when films such as these put arbitrary titles in their titles. It could literally be called Underworld: Lawrence of Arabia and it’d still be redundant, which is just the pinnacle of these sorta flick’s performative nature. Anyway, not as surreal as the first but still a gothic tonic ! Kate Beckinsale can beat my ass in her ridiculous spandex attire any day she likes

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  Review by MarMar ★★★ 2

  Better than the first one but it suffers from the exact same issues as the first. Maybe I like this one more because it's DOING more and not messy like most sequels tend to be