PERVASIVE STRONG BRUTAL VIOLENCE AKA AN ARMY OF SLASHERS
so like this one dude like, he totally killed all of our dudes!
shut up! no way!
yes way he totally did! and not only that he killed like a bunch of dudes that we were pretty sure were unkillable because they were already unstoppable undead killing machines and they totally got stopped and killed!
no, srsly it really really happened! i've seen footage!
well, like, hey i've got good news, then. so, like the og unstoppable undead killing machine was like totally in therapy and like getting over all of that killing and stuff but he totally snapped and like now is like gonna be completely onboard with…