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  Review by kei abeto ★★★★★ 17

  cracking open a boy with the cold ones

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  Review by feat. dante from the dmc series ★★★★★ 6

  THE POINT, DEACON, IS THAT YOU HAVE NOT DONE THE DISHES FOR FIVE YEARS

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  Review by YI JIAN ★★★★ 9

  Imdb trivia:

  The man who plays Stu is not an actor but actually Stu Rutherford, a part-time business analyst for a Wellington company, LanWorx. He was hired for the film under the impression that he would be working on computers, and that he would play a small part in the film.

  Stu is the purest human being alive, perhaps even of all time. This is a movie about Stu, made for Stu. I'm so glad the vampires realize this, protect Stu from all harm, at all cost.

  Also the werewolves scene fucking killed me.

  We don't smell our own crotches we smell each other's crotches.

  Chase this bundle of sticks

  Don't get it, it's not real. It's not real. #12

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  Review by movie enjoyer ★★★★

  i was doing an erotic dance for my friends, and you ruined it. i was in the zone. my friends were loving it.

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  Review by starr ☕ ★★★★★ 8

  i'm watching the commentary version and,

  taika: we're kinda far into the movie, does anyone watch the commentary past this point?
  jemaine: no. i don't. i always turn it off
  taika: maybe there's like a film student listening. we'll do it for that one person

  thanks, guys

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  Review by maria ★★★★½ 26

  every single line uttered in this masterpiece belongs on a t-shirt, tattooed on my ass and engraved on my tombstone

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  Review by iana ★★★★★ 2

  if you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★★ 15

  WE'RE 👏 WEREWOLVES 👏 NOT 👏 SWEARWOLVES 👏

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  Review by Joan ★★★★ 1

  when people tell you that they like having guy friends because there's no drama, tell them to watch this

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  Review by k(arst)en ★★★★ 23

  I feel like every week a new person asks me “Have you seen ‘What We Do in the Shadows’” and I have to go “no not yet” and then they go “GET ON IT” so I finally got on it and it was hilarious and great

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  Review by allison ★★★★★ 1

  i'm really nervous. i've hypnotized those cops. i'm not a great hypnotizer so it could wear off any second. i really hope that those guys don't kill those police because it'll mean more police will come, possibly even christians which is totally the last thing we need in this house

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  Review by ˗ˏˋ Liam ˊˎ˗ ★★★★ 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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