I hope there’s been extensive research into a list of films where the opening line is “fuck off”.
Does Matt Dillon ever not play a sleazebag?
This film sadly captures high school pretty well. A teacher simply writes “sex” on the chalkboard and the whole room ERUPTS. Then he adds “crimes” after it, asks what a sex crime actually is and someone answers “not getting any”. Yeah I don’t miss high school one bit.
The film as a whole is ridiculous in a wink wink nudge nudge way, it could only have been made in the 90s, post-Basic Instinct. A good third is practically softcore porn, another third is set aside solely for twists, leaving the rest to be filled by a great Bill Murray performance. Somehow, writing this makes it sound better than it is. It’s not, but at least the soundtrack reminded me K’s Choice existed. Remember them? No?