I've seen Wild Wild West an embarrassing number of times. For some reason, it was the one and only bootleg VHS we owned when I was a kid, and I watched the hell out of it.

This movie is so goddamn stupid and I just don't understand how everyone doesn't have a soft spot for it. I mean.. a gigantic terrible CGI robotic spider? Come on. That is so stupid that it can't not be badass.

Plus if you ever happen to find yourself watching it with me, you will have the pleasure of me flawlessly singing the end song in its entirety to you. And you will enjoy it. 'Cause you don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at.

Fuck Tarantino! Django Unchained is literally a poor man's Wild Wild West. Western with  badass black dude and his white sidekick, against a racist, southern, villain guy. Also, best zooms in cinema history, and Will Smith's one liners are gold.

Bombastic, meaningless, but suitably fun, Barry Sonnenfeld's "Wild Wild West" is a typical, empty blockbuster. The sci-fi-tinged Western, based on the mid-1960s television series, does not offer much in the way of depth; but a stellar cast and capable energy turn it into something engaging. Sonnenfeld wrings the charisma out of his characters and makes the most of the story's semi-steampunk pretensions. The film's charms may only be skin deep, but they are enough to make for a noisily enjoyable experience.

Viewed on Netflix

In the late 90's, Will Smith was Mr. Summer Blockbuster.
1996- Independence Day
1997- Men In Black
1998- Enemy Of The State
It looked like he could do no wrong, then...
1999- Wild Wild West
It was such a disaster, director Barry Sonnenfeld has still yet to recover.
He's been reduced to making Men In Black sequels to keep working.
Kevin Kline was once a highly touted actor. His career hasn't been the same since.
It seems Selma Hayek is the only one to come out unscathed.

This is how bad Wild Wild West is.

Also..I understand the obligatory Will Smith song during the end credits but what's with the Enrique Iglesias song?

Just awful.

none of the parents guides mention this but you can see will smith's dick & balls in the first scene of wild wild west it must be like when john ritter's balls fell out on threes company?? also this movie rules

Probably not the worst movie ever made, but almost certainly the lamest. Every joke, every set piece, every character falls so flat that the movie is practically an ongoing chain of hydraulic presses compacting itself into oblivion, flattening the film into a pancake and that pancake into a crêpe. It's Hollywood run-off, an amalgamation of the studio system's absolute dumbest ideas, releasing in 1999 as if to summarize the decade's worst filmmaking tendencies. It's not a particularly insulting movie, but it's downright impossible to resist hating it; you have to give it that half star because it feels so good to. Picture the scripts for every movie ever made lying out in front of you. This is the one that's covered in the most cocaine.

A fun western, just to spend a couple of hours. Nothing more.

Actually, Mr. Smith, I would like to see your hand where your hip be at, because that could indicate that you're about to shoot me before I can see the movie again.

The opening credits of this movie are awesome and better than the movie itself.

This movie big slob of shit. It irritates me how bad movie is. Wild Wild West only even how half a star because of the catchy song and no one want to see Kevin Kline in drag. NO ONE

Young me: *****

Old me: **

I will never not love this movie.

——

“She’s a breath of fresh ass.”

lol why the hell did I watch this? 

Eh it’s cheap nostalgic fun I guess. It is pretty bad (and full of wayyyy more sexual innuendo jokes that all fall flat than I remember) but I didn’t have a terrible time watching it. All of my enjoyment was probably nostalgia though, I used to like this movie a lot when I was 5-6, and I hadn’t watched it since then. Overall it’s bad, I don’t recommend, but it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

I was not ready for Will Smith’s willy smith.

this is garbage but kevin kline is good or whatever

They got the history right on this one, there was brothers STILL SLAVING on the White House lawns after Reconstruction Era meaning African Americans STILL weren’t free. Other than that, the movie is cringeworthy and confusing. Yet Salma is always a plus. How can you STILL look good? 

STILL