2008 Directed by Dennis Dugan
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Adam Sandler John Turturro Emmanuelle Chriqui Nick Swardson Lainie Kazan Daoud Heidami Dave Matthews Charlotte Rae Michael Buffer Rob Schneider Ido Mosseri Sayed Badreya Kevin Nealon Robert Smigel Mariah Carey Ido Ezra Yamit Sol Donna Feldman Norma Michaels Danny A. Abeckaser Adria Tennor Bunny Levine Bruce Vilanch John McEnroe Dina Doron Shelley Berman Chris Rock John Paul DeJoria Alec Mapa Show All…
Congratu-fucking-lations Adamz Zandlerz, you've just won my "Fuck Off Award" for today.
Seriously, though. Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more.
Keeping fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.
In fact, "off" is the general direction in which I wish you to "fuck", but in case you didn't get the message here's a little sum-me-up:
Please move your male corpus away from my current location and/or television set and rigor mortis in a pool of your own blood.
Thanks :)
This is, by far, the greatest comedy ever made. You Don't Mess With the Zohan is a masterful humor riot from the minds of Adam Sandler and Dennis Dugan, the team behind Big Daddy and Jack & Jill (which both are hilarious, too). It's message can be related to the real world, where Israeli commandos are now looking to become hairstylists in the heart of America.
You Don't Mess With the Zohan stars the Daniel Day-Lewis of comedy, Adam Sandler as Zohan, a kind hearted Israeli commando who fakes his death to have the ultimate american job, a hairstylist. From there, the intelligent and elegant humor skyrockets as Zohan meets colorful characters in his time in the most morally clean city…
Loud and of little consequence, Dennis Dugan's "You Dont Mess With the Zohan" casts Adam Sandler as an Israeli soldier with desires to be a hairdresser. There are laughs to be had in the comedy that mixes geopolitical tensions and pelvic thrusting hairstylists, but those laughs are quickly forgotten, and the film never adds up to an experience that is anything more than mediocre.
Revolving around Sandler's Scrappy Coco, nee the Zohan, "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" finds the former counterterrorist moving from Israel to New York to style hair. Soon, Coco finds that hiding his identity is impossible as his past shows up on his doorstep.
The film gives Sandler the opportunity to mug with an Israeli accent…
Fuck The Wedding Singer, fuck Fifty First Dates, fuck Happy Gilmore, fuck Punch Drunk Love (Ok, I didn't mean that one)...
This is Adam Sandler's greatest film. His magnum opus.
I will stand by that till the day I die.
- Are you bionic?
- No, I only like the women.
The first 30 minutes of the film are pure GOLD satire.
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And hey, he even through (Threw) a good message in it.
HOW CAN YOU HATE SCRAPPY COCO?????
Palestinian: People don't like us.
Israeli: Come it's not easy for us. People don't like us too.
Palestinian: Why?
Israeli: Because they think we're you.
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I found the humor to work pretty well sometimes but majorly miss at other points. Also some of the bad jokes were done more than once throughout.
Cinematography Nope
Directing Nope
Acting Liked
Characters Nope
Music Nope
Script Nope
Dialogue Nope
Humour Liked
Pacing Liked
Guilty pleasure but it’s probably the best hairdresser movie ever made. I need me some Fizzy Bubblech.
Ebben a filmben olyan mértékeket ölt a rasszizmus és az anti PC, hogy egyszerűen vér lázító lenne a ha most készülne.
Így pedig mindenki elfogadja, és érti a poént.
Nem a világ legjobb filmje, de ha teljesen kifordult abszurd poénokra vágyok akkor kötelező darab számomra.
This movie is the single biggest piece of festering human shit I've ever witnessed. Watching it is like an exercise in misery and self torture
We don’t get to choose our guilty pleasures. Nay, our guilty pleasures choose... us.
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